what to wear to pimps and hoes party???

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moomoo40moo

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all i have is a tie : ( , oh and please, i'm not a hoe.....

i think a suit would be too hot to wear but I don't know what else to wear
I wonder if goodwill would have a lot of medallions/bling i doubt it tho

help!
 
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Injury

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No suit?

Do it Harvey Keitel a al "Taxi Driver" style.

http://www.geocities.com/antigona35new/pelitaxi3.jpg

Wife beater, dress pants, dress shoes, suspenders, hat... get a wig with long hair and some bling.

No lame ass canes or fur/feather coats. That's for frat boys who watch too much porn.

Play the part. Insist that people call you a name that a little kid would get get called by his father or something. Call girls names like "dollface", "honey buns" and etc.
 
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LikeLinus

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Originally posted by: Injury
No suit?

Do it Harvey Keitel a al "Taxi Driver" style.

http://www.geocities.com/antigona35new/pelitaxi3.jpg

Wife beater, dress pants, dress shoes, suspenders, hat... get a wig with long hair and some bling.

No lame ass canes or fur/feather coats. That's for frat boys who watch too much porn.

Play the part. Insist that people call you a name that a little kid would get get called by his father or something. Call girls names like "dollface", "honey buns" and etc.
Click to expand...

Ever seen those pimp awards or that show on HBO where they follow pimps around. They most deinitely DO dress like that. It has nothing to do with frat boys. You act like you're some hustler from the street and no one knows what the truth is...lol
 
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shortylickens

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Guy - Polyester suit with a HUGE fedora hat. Cane. Platform shoes.
(There was a Seinfeld episode where Kramer got the coat to Joseph and the Amazing Techniclor Dreamcoat, then he somehow found a cane and hat.)

Girl - Something out of Moulon Rouge. Check out the music video with Pink, Chritstina Aguilara and Maya.

EDIT:
This isnt too bad - http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/macktabulous%20pimp%20wear.jpeg

OH CRAP! This is easier than I thought.
Google for the Win!
http://www.pimpcostumes.com/
 
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Injury

Lifer
Jul 19, 2004
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Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: Injury
No suit?

Do it Harvey Keitel a al "Taxi Driver" style.

http://www.geocities.com/antigona35new/pelitaxi3.jpg

Wife beater, dress pants, dress shoes, suspenders, hat... get a wig with long hair and some bling.

No lame ass canes or fur/feather coats. That's for frat boys who watch too much porn.

Play the part. Insist that people call you a name that a little kid would get get called by his father or something. Call girls names like "dollface", "honey buns" and etc.
Click to expand...

Ever seen those pimp awards or that show on HBO where they follow pimps around. They most deinitely DO dress like that. It has nothing to do with frat boys. You act like you're some hustler from the street and no one knows what the truth is...lol
Click to expand...

Have you ever been to a city and actually seen a guy standing around in a flamboyant suit?

Yeah, didn't think so.
 
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Reckoner

Lifer
Jun 11, 2004
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To pimp0fy y0self fo0:

1) Pink shirt- attracts mad girlie action pl4ya!
2) Pop dat sh!t yo! The collar pop is a crucial element.
3) Wu-Tang necklace: Mad Bling to show off the $$$
4) Riced out vehicle from Fast and Furious, drift all the way to the party!


Follow these 4 basic, yet crucial elements, and you are ready for pimpification.
 
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andylawcc

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Injury
Have you ever been to a city and actually seen a guy standing around in a flamboyant suit?

Yeah, didn't think so.
Click to expand...


it's called downtown LA.

or,

visit your nearest NBA afterparty.
 
DainBramaged

DainBramaged

Lifer
Jun 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: Injury
Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: Injury
No suit?

Do it Harvey Keitel a al "Taxi Driver" style.

http://www.geocities.com/antigona35new/pelitaxi3.jpg

Wife beater, dress pants, dress shoes, suspenders, hat... get a wig with long hair and some bling.

No lame ass canes or fur/feather coats. That's for frat boys who watch too much porn.

Play the part. Insist that people call you a name that a little kid would get get called by his father or something. Call girls names like "dollface", "honey buns" and etc.
Click to expand...

Ever seen those pimp awards or that show on HBO where they follow pimps around. They most deinitely DO dress like that. It has nothing to do with frat boys. You act like you're some hustler from the street and no one knows what the truth is...lol
Click to expand...

Have you ever been to a city and actually seen a guy standing around in a flamboyant suit?

Yeah, didn't think so.
Click to expand...

Ever been to Rockford? Yeah, didn't think so.
 
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LikeLinus

Lifer
Jul 25, 2001
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Originally posted by: Injury
Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: Injury
No suit?

Do it Harvey Keitel a al "Taxi Driver" style.

http://www.geocities.com/antigona35new/pelitaxi3.jpg

Wife beater, dress pants, dress shoes, suspenders, hat... get a wig with long hair and some bling.

No lame ass canes or fur/feather coats. That's for frat boys who watch too much porn.

Play the part. Insist that people call you a name that a little kid would get get called by his father or something. Call girls names like "dollface", "honey buns" and etc.
Click to expand...

Ever seen those pimp awards or that show on HBO where they follow pimps around. They most deinitely DO dress like that. It has nothing to do with frat boys. You act like you're some hustler from the street and no one knows what the truth is...lol
Click to expand...

Have you ever been to a city and actually seen a guy standing around in a flamboyant suit?

Yeah, didn't think so.
Click to expand...

No, I've never been to the big ol' city. All those lights and honking horns scare me.

I guess HBO, Ice Cube and all those wonderfully dressed people are a fraud. Must be because I'VE never been to a big city. It couldn't be that maybe you've never seen any dressed like that.

It's all a conspiracy.
 
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Injury

Lifer
Jul 19, 2004
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Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: Injury
Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: Injury
No suit?

Do it Harvey Keitel a al "Taxi Driver" style.

http://www.geocities.com/antigona35new/pelitaxi3.jpg

Wife beater, dress pants, dress shoes, suspenders, hat... get a wig with long hair and some bling.

No lame ass canes or fur/feather coats. That's for frat boys who watch too much porn.

Play the part. Insist that people call you a name that a little kid would get get called by his father or something. Call girls names like "dollface", "honey buns" and etc.
Click to expand...

Ever seen those pimp awards or that show on HBO where they follow pimps around. They most deinitely DO dress like that. It has nothing to do with frat boys. You act like you're some hustler from the street and no one knows what the truth is...lol
Click to expand...

Have you ever been to a city and actually seen a guy standing around in a flamboyant suit?

Yeah, didn't think so.
Click to expand...

No, I've never been to the big ol' city. All those lights and honking horns scare me.

I guess HBO, Ice Cube and all those wonderfully dressed people are a fraud. Must be because I'VE never been to a big city. It couldn't be that maybe you've never seen any dressed like that.

It's all a conspiracy.
Click to expand...

Yea, HBO Pimps are totally the norm. I'm certain that if you go to LA you'll see Ice Cube in a leopard skin suit with scantly dressed women standing all around him and no cop will think twice about something funny going on.

Look, all I'm saying is that everyone and their stupid brother is going to have some excessively bright suit with canes, stupid glasses and fur. You guys are trying to turn this into some competition or some dumb crap. Dress however the Fsck you want.
 
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