What to title a cake for b*tches at work?

[LordMaul]

dammit, missed it above

 

[freakflag]

Try this one:
"Your life-mates must be proud."

 

[Balthazar]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Be careful or they'll have you disciplined for harassment.

I'd either skip it or go with some over-sweet false sentiment like
"Enjoy your new life opportunity!"
"Have a super fun time in Peoria!"
"It just won't be the same here without you!"

..or something else with exclamation points, smileys, and/or hearts.

Aaaaand now we see where the "Simmons" part of his name comes from....yikes.

 

[slycat]

suck it down

 

[richardycc]

"you WON'T be missed" get right to the point, and short and sweet.

rich

 

[RU482]

ever see "Van Wilder"??? remember the part with the pastries sent to the frat house??? try that

 

[Mustangrrl]

Wow, thanks for referring to women as b*tches, that's really sexy and masculine.

Don't be a little b*tch, just do what I did in a similar situation, I just told this complete idiot that quit-before-we-could-fire-her "I'm really glad you're leaving, I f*cking hated working with you." Then I walked away.
~robyn

 

[Kojak]

Instead of a nasty message on the cake, get a banner that says "Peoria Gang's Go Away Party" to hang up by the cake.

If someone questions it, just say it was supposed to read Going Away, but the person at the store where you got the banner wrote it down wrong.

You get all of the insult, with none of the backlash.

or

Or have this put on the cake:

Farewell To Such
Unsurpassed
Colleagues!
Know That
You Made
Our Days
Utterly Fantastic!

If you are serious, then these two previous suggestions would be perfect because you can exact your revenge and claim your innocence in the result of any backlash.

Keep us posted and please try to get pictures of the event.

 

[ggavinmoss]

Originally posted by: TallGeese
Or have this put on the cake:

Farewell To Such
Unsurpassed
Colleagues!
Know That
You Made
Our Days
Utterly Fantastic!

Good one!

Or how about "Smell ya later!"

-geoff

 

[LOLyourFace]

how about..

SICK MY DUCK!

 

[murphy55d]

"what's that smell?"

 

[Geekbabe]

Just get a really,really nice cake.... and only share it with your friends

 

[Amused]

Whatever you do, make sure the cake you get comes with a spellchecker.

 

[Balthazar]

Originally posted by: Mustangrrl
Wow, thanks for referring to women as b*tches, that's really sexy and masculine.

Don't be a little b*tch, just do what I did in a similar situation, I just told this complete idiot that quit-before-we-could-fire-her "I'm really glad you're leaving, I f*cking hated working with you." Then I walked away.
~robyn

Oh bother, like I bet you've never called a guy a pr!ck before right?

And FYI, he's not reffering to women as b!tches....he's reffering to TWO women as such, or to be more accurate, two PEOPLE as such.

Along you lines of logic one could say that your' reffering to men as b!tches.

 

[GrumpyMan]

Write, "Don't let the door hit your big fat cellulite asses on the way out, call me."

 

[Electric Amish]

<arnold>Hasta la vista.....bitches<arnold>

amish

 

[BD231]

What to title a cake for b*tches at work?

Best title EVAR