What to say...

[waggy]

Originally posted by: ding5550123

Originally posted by: Baked
You don't say anything. You wait till he turns his back and stab him in the neck multiple times w/ a switch blade, then spit on his face, and kick his head a few times.

what if i don't like prison?

whats not to like? free room, food, and all the sex you want!

 

[Baked]

Butter knife works equally well, but he might scream. Make sure you put a rolled up sock in his mouth. Oh, and put him in a wood chipper afterward.

 

[essasin]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
"you suck more"

"no you suck he most"

 

[ding5550123]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: ding5550123

Originally posted by: Baked
You don't say anything. You wait till he turns his back and stab him in the neck multiple times w/ a switch blade, then spit on his face, and kick his head a few times.

what if i don't like prison?

whats not to like? free room, food, and all the sex you want!

In my county you have to pay a jail fee

 

[JonTheBaller]

Sounds like a classic One-Upper. No matter what you have, he has something better because "it's what he does."

 

[GasX]

Your post makes me want to degrade you.

 

[jmdeathsquad]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Your post makes me want to degrade you.

lol make fun of his computer... its in his sig

 

[Dragoon42]

Originally posted by: ding5550123

Originally posted by: EKKC
return the favor, degrade whatever he likes.

I try,
yet he sits there and degrades mine so i get pissed and he says to me"your stuck up" or "If you weren't a nerd you'd have more freinds"

rofl, dude you sound like an emo and a sissy. Seriously, grow some balls

 

[Fern]

That person is not really your friend. Period.

He has issues. Simple answer: go find some real friends.

 

[mayonnaise]

Get him drunk, passed out then stick a carrot in his butt. Take pics and post them on ATOT.. make sure to get a few shots of the face. You never know, he might just end up being the next starwars kid.

 

[cherrytwist]

Originally posted by: Dragoon42

Originally posted by: ding5550123

Originally posted by: EKKC
return the favor, degrade whatever he likes.

I try,
yet he sits there and degrades mine so i get pissed and he says to me"your stuck up" or "If you weren't a nerd you'd have more freinds"

rofl, dude you sound like an emo and a sissy. Seriously, grow some balls

Dude, he's thirteen. Give the kid a break.

We don't even know if they've dropped yet.

 

[ValValline]

The fact that you let what he says upset you means he has already won. Anything you say, no matter how clever, won't change him or his need to put others (or their things) down to make himself look better.

No real friend would put you or your computer down and mean it. It's normal for friends to bust each others balls over stuff, but if he is really doing it to be malicious, then he isn't a friend, and you should stop wasting your time with him.

If you truly want to have the upper hand, then you first need to stop letting what he says bother you. Don't be insecure about yourself or the things he puts down. He is the one who is insecure and weak. Be strong, see him for what he is, and don't let his words or actions upset you.

 

[WraithETC]

Pull down your pants and be like GG.

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: ding5550123

Originally posted by: EKKC
return the favor, degrade whatever he likes.

I try,
yet he sits there and degrades mine so i get pissed and he says to me"your stuck up" or "If you weren't a nerd you'd have more freinds"

Umm...oh wait you are 13.

 

[z0mb13]

*snap*
Oh no you didn't
*snap*

 

[thescreensavers]

ok esay thing to do say that your is better and when he try to say somthing say your jsut goign to have to belive that oaa your jsut goign to have to belive that or some short annyoing phrase

 

[oddyager]

Talk is cheap. You respond with fists.

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: Mike
Tell him to go fvck himself?

WOW Mike that nice thing to tell a 13 year old to go do :disgust:

Just tell him "Yeah my computer may not be all that great because my family and I am saving our money for my schooling. After I finish and become a doctor you can then check out my Mansion, 20 bedrooms each with a 100" Plasma Screen and computer made specially by Bill Gates."

Or

I dont need anything that fancy as your describing for what I do. Besides your not being all that nice right now. How about we go to your house and I start putting down some of your stuff you have?
He responds negitively to that remark I would seek out some new friends.

 

[Pacfanweb]

First off, is his computer really that much better than yours?

If so, you can always respond by saying "that's okay, I prefer chicks to a damn computer".

 

[mayonnaise]

Originally posted by: thescreensavers
ok esay thing to do say that your is better and when he try to say somthing say your jsut goign to have to belive that oaa your jsut goign to have to belive that or some short annyoing phrase

Yeah, totally dude. RIGHT ON!

 

[JonTheBaller]

Originally posted by: funboy42

Originally posted by: Mike
Tell him to go fvck himself?

WOW Mike that nice thing to tell a 13 year old to go do :disgust:

Just tell him "Yeah my computer may not be all that great because my family and I am saving our money for my schooling. After I finish and become a doctor you can then check out my Mansion, 20 bedrooms each with a 100" Plasma Screen and computer made specially by Bill Gates."

Or

I dont need anything that fancy as your describing for what I do. Besides your not being all that nice right now. How about we go to your house and I start putting down some of your stuff you have?
He responds negitively to that remark I would seek out some new friends.

Bragging about the money you're going to have in the future is the lamest option ever.

 

[amddude]

I don't say anything. Just acted owned when they say it. Then sometime when you're watching them work on their pc, and like say outlook takes a sec to open, or windows or whatever...be like dang, this is so slow how do you stand it. LOL

 

[Shortcut]

1. ask your friend "what did the five fingers say to the face?"
2. then punch him in the jaw
3. ???
4. Post a follow up on ATOT!

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
swift punch to the throat

seriously. that's all thats needed