What to get your Japanese girlfriend?

[ChrisIsBored]

How about a golden turd?

 

[fatbaby]

Schoolgirl prostitution is on the decline (in japan)

 

[DigDug]

How about a boob-job?

 

[her209]

Find some gift ideas here.

 

[MacBaine]

Ryukodo employees are currently scratching their heads over how to come up with more ideas for other shitty products.

 

[GeneValgene]

Supposedly lucky charms, golden turds weigh just under 2 grams and their curl gives them a height of some 1.2 centimeters. Rather than appearing scatological, they're cute little dollops of dung, which first made them a hit among high schoolgirls.

haha wth??

 

[iwearnosox]

I dated a japanese girl once. Then I found out she had MSG.