What to get a girl for v-day?

[Aimster]

I want to get her something that'll make her go wow.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Leave her the f*ck alone? :laugh:

- M4H

 

[shortspanishguy]

then dont attempt to have sex with her

 

[virtueixi]

Get her a snake.

 

[Atomicus]

A human thumb.

 

[MustangSVT]

she is not ur gf..

are you guys dating yet?

when are you going to ask her out?

give her some flowers and a card.

 

[otispunkmeyer]

a big black dong.

 

[JLGatsby]

Herpes.

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Herpes.

The gift that just keeps on giving!

 

[RichardE]

See through black lacy eatable lengerie... than offer to go out for a bite to eat

 

[Shame]

Puppies. Girls like puppies! Get her a dozen puppies!

 

[Tylanner]

Pinpression!

That will wow any woman.

but it hasn't worked for me yet.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: Tylanner
Pinpression!

That will wow any woman.

but it hasn't worked for me yet.

He could take that, imprint his "manhood" in it, and give it to her. :thumbsup:

 

[Raduque]

I'm in a similar situation as the op, I'm planning on flowers and a card, maybe a small box of candy, she LOVES candy. Unless I can find something goofy, she's used to me giving her goofy things.

 

[neegotiator]

handcuffs

 

[Aimster]

I dont want to do flowers.

flowers only wow a girl for like an hour.

After that .. you need to do something else like whip it out

 

[GhettoFob]

fleshlight

 

[Zanix]

why are you spending money on a non-gf?

It's enough hassle WITH a gf let alone making up reasons to make yourself crazy.

 

[Aimster]

Originally posted by: Zanix
why are you spending money on a non-gf?

It's enough hassle WITH a gf let alone making up reasons to make yourself crazy.

Booty

Why else do men spend money?

 

[AnyMal]

Used fleshlight with her name written on the side.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Good luck not getting a restraining order against you.

If she has any sense, she'll know that only desperate losers give V-days gifts (especially anything more expensive than an e-card) to girls they have no rapport or sexual attraction with. "Flowers? For me? So I guess I'm your last resort on V-day poontang, huh?"

 

[Syringer]

A box of condoms.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: Aimster

Originally posted by: Zanix
why are you spending money on a non-gf?

It's enough hassle WITH a gf let alone making up reasons to make yourself crazy.

Booty

Why else do men spend money?

Excellent retort.

Edit: though, I don't think you're going to be able to buy your way into her pants.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: GhettoFob
fleshlight

That's only going to work if she's got a Y chromosome...

 

[Juno]

godiva chocolates.