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Syringer

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So I'm a college party virgin, and will be starting UCLA next week and was wondering what to expect..I've also never had any hard liquor.
 
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Originally posted by: Syringer
So I'm a college party virgin, and will be starting UCLA next week and was wondering what to expect..I've also never had any hard liquor.
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easy chicks.
 
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Syringer

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Found this post in the UCLA forums..about the place I live :)

Westwood Chateau party!
9/18/2003 9:33:00 PM
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Anyone living in Westwood Chateau is invited to a move-in party in room 314, Sept. 21st at around 11pm (after the Bad Religion concert). We're trying to get a keg, and hard liquor will be limited. Post if you know where we can order a keg and what the consensus is on hard A !!
 
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Take plenty of pics of hot ladies and make sure you don't end up drunk and waking up with your ass hurting.
 
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They will be NOTHING like those parties they show in movies. Here is what most of the ones I went to looked like. There are couple of groups. One group is of the guys, who don't do anything by discuss football stats. Then there is a group of bitter girls, who are bitter for God knows why. Then there is the occasional romatic couple. Other than that, there are people sitting around, just trying to hit on girls and failing. College parties get sooooo boring after a while.
 
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Lager

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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
They will be NOTHING like those parties they show in movies. Here is what most of the ones I went to looked like. There are couple of groups. One group is of the guys, who don't do anything by discuss football stats. Then there is a group of bitter girls, who are bitter for God knows why. Then there is the occasional romatic couple. Other than that, there are people sitting around, just trying to hit on girls and failing. College parties get sooooo boring after a while.
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It's a UCLA party.
 
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amnesiac

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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
They will be NOTHING like those parties they show in movies. Here is what most of the ones I went to looked like. There are couple of groups. One group is of the guys, who don't do anything by discuss football stats. Then there is a group of bitter girls, who are bitter for God knows why. Then there is the occasional romatic couple. Other than that, there are people sitting around, just trying to hit on girls and failing. College parties get sooooo boring after a while.
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This is a UCLA party, not a backwoods nerd college party. Where the hell do you go to anyway?

I've gone to a few UCLA parties and frat parties. They're not bad but some jackass is always trying to start something.

When I was in a frat @ USC, we had our share of parties, most of them involved lots of free drinks, hot girls, and lots of dancing. If I was single (and had I tried) I'm sure that I could have scored at least half the time.

 
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Originally posted by: amnesiac
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
They will be NOTHING like those parties they show in movies. Here is what most of the ones I went to looked like. There are couple of groups. One group is of the guys, who don't do anything by discuss football stats. Then there is a group of bitter girls, who are bitter for God knows why. Then there is the occasional romatic couple. Other than that, there are people sitting around, just trying to hit on girls and failing. College parties get sooooo boring after a while.
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This is a UCLA party, not a backwoods nerd college party. Where the hell do you go to anyway?

I've gone to a few UCLA parties and frat parties. They're not bad but some jackass is always trying to start something.

When I was in a frat @ USC, we had our share of parties, most of them involved lots of free drinks, hot girls, and lots of dancing. If I was single (and had I tried) I'm sure that I could have scored at least half the time.
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How do you know where the parties at? Do you have to be invited or... I want to be cool and get laid!
 
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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
They will be NOTHING like those parties they show in movies. Here is what most of the ones I went to looked like. There are couple of groups. One group is of the guys, who don't do anything by discuss football stats. Then there is a group of bitter girls, who are bitter for God knows why. Then there is the occasional romatic couple. Other than that, there are people sitting around, just trying to hit on girls and failing. College parties get sooooo boring after a while.
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I've been to a few parties at UW or around there and it's nothin like that...
that sounds more like a HS or middleschool party...or a sober one =)
 
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theNEOone

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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
They will be NOTHING like those parties they show in movies. Here is what most of the ones I went to looked like. There are couple of groups. One group is of the guys, who don't do anything by discuss football stats. Then there is a group of bitter girls, who are bitter for God knows why. Then there is the occasional romatic couple. Other than that, there are people sitting around, just trying to hit on girls and failing. College parties get sooooo boring after a while.
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lol, i go to a self-proclaimed nerd school and even here there are great parties every weekend. sounds like you're not going to the right parties, cool guy.



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TommyVercetti

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Here are some signs that the party is going to suck

1) People are playing dominoes, cards or scrabble
2) The TV is on, and people are actually watching it
3) They have a keg of Lonestar beer (a really really cheap beer)
4) Beer runs out as soon as more than 10 people show up
5) They are playing country music
6) You know everyone at the party
7) There are no girls, just guys.
 
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Train

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you aint gonna learn anything by reading about it on the internet, and dont try googling it either, get away from the keyboard, gel your hair, put on a nice shirt, pre-drink by bonging a 6 pack of natty and roll in with some homeys, try not to make it too obvious your a bunch of freshman.
 
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Hahahahaha

Edit: now that I've composed myself, let me say Im a junior at UCLA and Ive seen good parties and bad parties. This weekend Im going with 20 friends to a house in Tahoe. That is going to be a good party. Ive seen bad "parties" with 15 guys and 2 girls and like 20 beers. Lets just say those beers go fast.

Anyways, PM me for some good stories/inside UCLA tips.
 
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Originally posted by: Train
you aint gonna learn anything by reading about it on the internet, and dont try googling it either, get away from the keyboard, gel your hair, put on a nice shirt, pre-drink by bonging a 6 pack of natty and roll in with some homeys, try not to make it too obvious your a bunch of freshman.
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Well said.
 
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