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slycat

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So i got a call at work today...
my SO was in my computer and she asked, '..so like, what were you doing last night?'

me: erm...working on the computer..
her: really?...i was looking to look at pics and so i went through the Start>Documents...
me:...erm...i was working.
her: huh..ok, fine. I see u have a lot of movies...
me: er...but,i was working
her: i looked at that folder, 90+ GB?!
me:...erm..
her: fine, i hope u had a great time...*click*
me: ...damn u Microsoft!...:confused:

...*sigh...what to do?...i dun actually watch them...its just like a collection, not unlike stamps. :(
 
pyonir

pyonir

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You don't watch them? yeah right. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Wow...you need to protect yourself a little better.
 
amdskip

amdskip

Lifer
Jan 6, 2001
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Just admit it you like porn and tell her she's free to look or she can join you next time for a showing.
 
EvilYoda

EvilYoda

Lifer
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lol, why bother lying to her? Unless she disaproves of it or something...and what is she doing going through your start->documents anyway?

Doesn't sound like it should be such a problem, unless she's a prude or something. My ex loved my porn, it was great. :)
 
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fs5

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LOL, dude you gotta learn to clear that documents menu. Or learn how to open your porn with it registering in there.

 
rudder

rudder

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whatever you do, don't delete those movies. You are gonna need them now that your girl is gone.
 
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BatmanNate

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Like stamps, priceless! :D You can tell windows not to keep track of your recent documents. Tell your girlfriend that you were just trying to start an online enterprise so as to raise funds to buy her something nice. ;)
 
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Rudee

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Use the Pete Townsend excuse that you were using the porn for research purposes.
 
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slycat

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Originally posted by: fivespeed5
LOL, dude you gotta learn to clear that documents menu. Or learn how to open your porn with it registering in there.
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here's the thing...she ALWAYS asks me why i cleared cache like in IE or in Documents ....
like she'll say, u were doing something bad or looking at something bad so u wanna cover it up huh? :confused:
well, she's usually right but...

she knows jack about computers so she usually does not go through my stuff...just use it for web access.
The folder to the loot is really VERY, very deep but i guess it doesn't help when history is kept in Documents
and it'll link/open up the file no matter what.. :(
damn MS....
 
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nativesunshine

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one day i was at my bf's house..and i was looking for pictures of us...and so he told me what folders they were in...

i saw a bunch that weren't really labeled and I asked him what was in them...and he was like.."um...i dunno". so i ask if i could open them up and he's like.."um..yea...ok..if you want".

and so i did..and i found his porn collection (which i already knew he had)...and asked him if he'd mind if i deleted them all. and he said..."um..no...go...ahead". so i did just that. I deleted all his porn.

He probably went back later on that night and redownloaded them..but it felt good to pwn him by deleting it all. heh.
 
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slycat

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Originally posted by: nativesunshine
one day i was at my bf's house..and i was looking for pictures of us...and so he told me what folders they were in...

i saw a bunch that weren't really labeled and I asked him what was in them...and he was like.."um...i dunno". so i ask if i could open them up and he's like.."um..yea...ok..if you want".

and so i did..and i found his porn collection (which i already knew he had)...and asked him if he'd mind if i deleted them all. and he said..."um..no...go...ahead". so i did just that. I deleted all his porn.

He probably went back later on that night and redownloaded them..but it felt good to pwn him by deleting it all. heh.
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wow...Drs. Eveil...that is harsh.
 
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fs5

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Originally posted by: nativesunshine
one day i was at my bf's house..and i was looking for pictures of us...and so he told me what folders they were in...

i saw a bunch that weren't really labeled and I asked him what was in them...and he was like.."um...i dunno". so i ask if i could open them up and he's like.."um..yea...ok..if you want".

and so i did..and i found his porn collection (which i already knew he had)...and asked him if he'd mind if i deleted them all. and he said..."um..no...go...ahead". so i did just that. I deleted all his porn.

He probably went back later on that night and redownloaded them..but it felt good to pwn him by deleting it all. heh.
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hahahahaahahahahahaaaaaaa
 
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Encryptic

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Originally posted by: slycat
Originally posted by: fivespeed5
LOL, dude you gotta learn to clear that documents menu. Or learn how to open your porn with it registering in there.
Click to expand...

here's the thing...she ALWAYS asks me why i cleared cache like in IE or in Documents ....
like she'll say, u were doing something bad or looking at something bad so u wanna cover it up huh? :confused:
well, she's usually right but...

she knows jack about computers so she usually does not go through my stuff...just use it for web access.
The folder to the loot is really VERY, very deep but i guess it doesn't help when history is kept in Documents
and it'll link/open up the file no matter what.. :(
damn MS....
Click to expand...

You can set Windows to not show the "Recent Documents" folder in the Start menu for one thing. Secondly, I'd cover your ass and disguise the porn as something else so she can't find it by accident or by using Search. I suppose you could also just clear the cache every time you look at porn, then spend a few minutes going to "innocent" sites or looking at "innocent" files (to fill up your cache again) so she doesn't go "Why'd you clear the cache?"

I take no responsibility for broken relationships or damage caused to your genitalia as a result of taking my advice. ;)
 
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