What to do when a boob falls out on the table

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CrazyLazy

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So lets say you are talking to a women you know on a somewhat friendly level, but not to much more than that. Just the two of you are sitting down at a table talking in a semi public place (people walking by but not like a crowded room). Suddenly as you are talking one of her breasts basically falls out of her shirt on to the table. Everything is fully visible, but she doesn't seem to notice and keeps on talking.

What the hell are you supposed to do as a male in this situation. Reach over and stuff it back in there? I guess it's just another body part after all. If you are wondering, yes this is based on a real life situation I encountered.


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:camera: PICS for those that didn't believe me. I had the presence of mind to snap a pic with my cell before alerting her to the situation. I photoshopped out the facial features so I don't get sued. Link is definitely NSFW. Sorry if this breaks the rules but the people wanted it.



The only boob I see here is you. I am now locking this attention whore troll post, after having edited out your NSFW pic.

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thecoolnessrune

thecoolnessrune

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Just tell her. Thats what I idd in the same situation. I think its really silly that girls wear those stupid outfits anyways, but to each their own.
 
Crusty

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SHENS that this is based on a real encounter. Everyone here knows you are someone else's alter ego on here.
 
Atomic Playboy

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That's an invitation for you to whip your junk out and put it on the table to see if they get along. In the event of compatability, sex will then occur.
 
S Freud

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So it was actually laying on the table? Vomiting at the sight of grandmas exposed rack would be a good indicator I would think.
 
GagHalfrunt

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Tara Reid is the only woman on earth capable of being drunk enough to do an extended full boob display without noticing.
 
Iron Woode

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I have not seen that happen but I did have a drunk chic come into my store once and as she was babbling her one boob popped out. I was like, whoa nice boob! She then said something about being a heavy metal girl and left the store.

true story.
 
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SirStev0

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point to your own nipple, rub it and then point at her and wink. Moving your tongue in a circular motion helps.
 
Atomic Playboy

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Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Tara Reid is the only woman on earth capable of being drunk enough to do an extended full boob display without noticing.
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Nah, depends on the clothing. My ex had several situations where she would have one or two breasts on display and not realize for a moment. But she's an exhibitionist anyway, so she liked to wear clothing that offered the opportunity of random breast exposure. I did not complain.
 
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