What to do in Montreal for 2 days?

[mrSHEiK124]

See title. Also, what can I do about grabbing a prepaid SIM so I don't have to bend over at let at&t give it to me with like $100 in charges. The ability to text US #s would be nice, as would data. I should probably add that I'm going to be wandering around this city...randomly, alone, so I really gotta find something interesting to do.

 

[Printer Bandit]

day 1: hookers
day 2: blow

 

[Pliablemoose]

Dennilfloss

 

[mrSHEiK124]

day 1: hookers
day 2: blow

Trying to stay sober. And STD free. Rule out anything that involves the words "club scene," I can do that fucking anywhere.

 

[BoomerD]

Walk around and make fun of the Frenchies.

IIRC, it's a very popular Canuckistanian pastime.

 

[Legendary]

seriously montreal has some of the best strip clubs in the northeast
i'm blanking on the name. i don't think i've ever entered that country sober.

 

[keird]

Saint Catherine Street

It's Holy!

 

[Sheep]

Trying to stay sober. And STD free. Rule out anything that involves the words "club scene," I can do that fucking anywhere.

Do strip clubs count? All the ones I've been to in Montreal put American ones to utter shame. It's also a bargain (relatively speaking)--you can't argue with a CA$10 lapdance (even if it did used to be US$7 with a stronger U.S. dollar).

If it's nice out, go take in a view of downtown from Parc du Mont Royal. Great in the summer, not sure in the winter. Old Montreal is worth a visit too if that's your cup of tea.

 

[guyver01]

day 1: sit in the airport waiting for your departing flight
day 1.5: see if you can find the canadian tank. realize it's in the shop. head back to the airport.
day 2: wonder why you didn't get a flight that departed sooner.

 

[KMFJD]

Eat a lot of poutine...watch the ballet on Saint Catherine Street, if the Habs are playing check them out.

 

[alphatarget1]

I'm going to MTL next week I think avec ma soeur Need to start practicing French again.

There is this juliette et chocolat place. Excellent chocolate fondue. Me and my friend also went to this strip club. They let you touch (just not certain parts of the body) and it's pretty awesome.

 

[syrillus]

Rue Saint Catherine definitely has a ton of strip clubs, Club Super Sex comes to mind. I really love the Montreal Chinatown, def. worth a visit if you're interested. Cathedral Notre Dame is pretty as well, also if that's your thing.

 

[Ausm]

day 1: hookers
day 2: blow

no no no anyone knows you need blow to get the best hookers

 

[2Xtreme21]

Montreal is probably my most favorite city that I've visited. There is seriously not enough to do in two days. The clubs are very lively, the women are very hot, and the people are very awesome. Walk up and down rue saint-catherine, and then down rue saint-denis. You should have no trouble finding fun stuff to do.