What to do about farting office-mate?

[Argo]

Yes, I'm serious. I'm kind of at my wit's end.

I'm usually the kind of person that if something bothers me I just say it. However, in this case I have no idea how to handle something like that. The guy just lets it rip 4-5 times a day. Sometimes it's not even silent, like you can hear it and few seconds later the smell hits you.

I'm not even friends with the guy or anything so I can't make a joke of it either. Any suggestions from ATOT on this smelly matter?

 

[sleuth bandit]

Be the kind of person you usually are, that will net you the best results.

 

[FoBoT]

send a trained rat up his anus, like that gerbil on the south park episode

 

[NFS4]

1) Go to Wendys for lunch and get a large chili
2) Go back to work, walk by his cubicle and let one go right behind his head

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

leave a can of Glade on his chair.

 

[Argo]

Originally posted by: NFS4
1) Go to Wendys for lunch and get a large chili
2) Go back to work, walk by his cubicle and let one go right behind his head

Hehe, sounds good. I'll just wait until I have my sinuses stuffed up.

 

[moshquerade]

slip him a Beano

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: Argo

Originally posted by: NFS4
1) Go to Wendys for lunch and get a large chili
2) Go back to work, walk by his cubicle and let one go right behind his head

Hehe, sounds good. I'll just wait until I have my sinuses stuffed up.

The worst farts come from guys at the gym who drink 20 Protein+Creatine shakes a day. GD.

 

[mchammer]

lol

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Put a box of Gas-X on his desk, and he doesn't even have to know it was from you.
Tas.

 

[Crazee]

Slip him some ex-lax :Q

 

[Taggart]

It never fails, as soon as I cut one someone comes over to my desk for something

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Taggart
It never fails, as soon as I cut one someone comes over to my desk for something

That shyte always happens!

 

[slick230]

A quick punch in the face or two fingers jabbed into the throat will get the point across. Then this sick and discourteuous fvck will get the hint.

 

[Ronstang]

Light a candle.

 

[Tylanner]

he needs to fry

 

[antyler]

Next time he lets one fly, make some cheezy comment. Something about people tripping upstairs, or thunder outside or something.

 

[FeuerFrei]

tell him "This one guy that used to work here got fired for having a loose a-hole"

 

[mzkhadir]

we have one of these at my office too.

 

[piasabird]

Charcoal filter seat cushion?

One of those puff or fan enhanced Air Fresheners.

Smoke bomb for friend.

A book on a new diet......

Hmm. . . I wonder if they have an Anti-Fart Diet Plan?

Nose Plugs?

 

[raildogg]

Originally posted by: Taggart
It never fails, as soon as I cut one someone comes over to my desk for something

lol you too?

 

[spidey07]

out fart him????

c'mon, buck up and fight.

 

[sharkeeper]

Apparently this is a fairly common problem?

 

[djheater]

Spray this on his chair whenever he's away from his desk.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Next time he does it, shout out really loud:

"Holy sh!t, someone farted!"

Works best if there are several others in the room. He'll never do it again.