What title words elicit more interest in an Off Topic thread?

[dennilfloss]

I mean here, at AnandTech.

For example, the word boobies will stimulate viewership. The names Jessica Alba and Natalie Portman also do. Now if you combine them in, say, Jessica Alba's boobies, then whoa! The number of views will go through the roof.

So what other words act as sure nerd attractants in ATOT titles?

 

[mugs]

Apple, Sony

 

[KLin]

Jessica Alba's Home sex video link!!!!

 

[linkgoron]

yagt

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: linkgoron
yagt

:thumbsup:

 

[Balt]

YAGT (with pics)

 

[FoBoT]

"free ipods" usually works

 

[newb111]

Free Ipod w/video: Jessica Alba's Home sex video link!!!!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

God, atheism, Christianity, global warming, oil, etc.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
God, atheism, Christianity, global warming, oil, etc.

you want P&N. Next link down.

 

[DarkThinker]

YAGT with pics, boobies and video of said boobies!

IMHO this would be viewed so much that AT server would head to core metldown!

DarkThinker

 

[montypythizzle]

VIEW SIG:

 

[eelw]

But topic titles with tits and boobies with pics usually is referring to the bird. So many of us will ignore those topics.

 

[Evadman]

Hopefully anything with butter in the title.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
God, atheism, Christianity, global warming, oil, etc.

you want P&N. Next link down.

... none of those are political. Religion, religion, science... fuel.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: mugs
... none of those are political. Religion, religion, science... fuel.

If I were to respond to that it would be a political discussion, which would be outside the OT rules

 

[SlitheryDee]

"Jessica Alba/Natalie Portman/Kate Beckinsale love triangle scandal"! "All is revealed in shocking youtube fornication video"! (link)

 

[mobobuff]

Pics of naked boobies!!!!

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

NowhereMom

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: Balt
YAGT (with pics)

With pics, with MS Paint, ...

New Apple _________.

 

[andylawcc]

NSFW

 

[BigJ]

YAGT: GF smokes pot with Bush, discusses abortion, fast food, 0.999...=1, and proposes to have a threesome with Jessica Alba. Apple to sell on iTunes, Pics inside!

 

[cKGunslinger]

Treadmill

 

[Boo Boo]

George Bush is a great president.

which he isnt