What do I do to stay green?
Aside from a progammable thermostat. pretty much nothing.
I want my shower hot and powerful and I fix those stupid high efficiency shower heads to actually have some pressure behind them.
I wan't my house a comfortable 71 degrees Fahrenheit when I'm home.
I drive a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible, hot pink with whale skin hubcaps with all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. And I drive around in that baby at 115MPH gettin 1 mile per gallon suckin down quarter pounder cheeseburgers in the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers, and when I'm done suckin down those greaseball burgers, I wipe my mouth with the American Flag and when I'm done suckin down those burger, I toss the styrofoam containers right out the side! And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it you know why? CUZ we got the bombs! THAT'S RIGHT, TWO WORDS! "nuclear fucking weapons" OKAY! Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want, they can have a big democracy cake walk right in the middle of Tienanmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference because we got the bombs. OK? John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times. That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whisky and drive down to Texas