What the hell is YONI?

[Syringer]

My future roommate just e-mailed me back and concluded with..

"Jonathan but everyone calls me "yo-knee" yoni representing"

This is what Google thinks of it:

-yOni ~ gateway to the feminine
-Yoni Tantra Puja to heal Women of today with IFC UK
-What is a Yoni? Path to better sex and love
-Tantra Yoni Healing for women who want another life of love

I'm scared

 

[Lager]

oniq = queer

 

[PistachioByAzul]

Vagina

 

[shimsham]

duct tape all open orifices before sleeping

 

[Radiohead]

Don't know yoni but I know Yanni

call him yanni

 

[bolomite]

the lingam enters the yoni

 

[AreaCode707]

Sounds like he thinks he's a playa.

 

[Spoooon]

Some people have stupid nicknames that they got when they were babies, but they just stick for some reason.

 

[Isla]

Originally posted by: bolomite
the lingam enters the yoni

yup

 

[spaceman]

Yanni rules!

 

[PunDogg]

Originally posted by: shimsham
duct tape all open orifices before sleeping

hahahahahaha

Dogg

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: bolomite
the lingam enters the yoni

 

[HappyPuppy]

Buy a buttplug and wear it to bed every night.:Q

 

[DanTMWTMP]

?

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Buy a buttplug and wear it to bed every night.:Q

I'll bet he gets the hollow kind.

 

[Howard]

http://www.namaste.it/kundalini/kundalini_eng/lingam.html

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: Syringer
My future roommate just e-mailed me back and concluded with..

"Jonathan but everyone calls me "yo-knee" yoni representing"

Sounds like he's a real pussy.

 

[Syringer]

How can I ensure that we're not roommates?? There's 2 rooms, and the 4 of us..

 

[atom]

Originally posted by: Syringer
How can I ensure that we're not roommates?? There's 2 rooms, and the 4 of us..

I'm guessing you live a suite type dorm? Be the 2nd person there on move in day. When the first guy moves in:

a) If it's the ass pirate, move into the other room.
b) If it's another guy move in with him.