what the hell is wrong with me?

[MonKENy]

So earlier today before I went to work I shoved a spoon of peanut butter into my dogs mouth and jammed the PB up against the roof of his mouth.

Well I just finished taking a poo and for no reason at all I was thinking I wonder what he would do if I made him taste my poo. Then it made me think what if I did what I did with the peanut butter. I wonder if he would throw up or how he would react.

I think of weird stuff like this all the time

No i didnt give into my monkey like tendencies and make him eat it,




Indeed, what the hell is wrong with you???


No bodily fluids threads allowed.


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[MartyMcFly3]

Since you've eaten peanut butter before, you knew what Fido was getting. Therefore, you need to eat your feces. Its the only logical conclusion.

 

[MonKENy]

Indubitably I see your well thought out and reasoned argument.

 

[AmdEmAll]

What? You didn't spread the peanut butter on your balls?

 

[Printer Bandit]

What if you put jelly up his ass?

 

[Slacker]

You can feel the subliminal need to be 1 with the voice and make everything alright.

 

[SKORPI0]

What? You didn't spread the peanut butter on your balls?

and let your dog lick it. :biggrin:

 

[Iron Woode]

I recommend large doses of PCP to fix your problem.

 

[BoomerD]

Dude...we've been wondering the same thing since "Join Date: Nov 2007"...

 

[Brigandier]

Andy?

 

[phucheneh]

Soooo...we're all in agreement, right?

OP wants his dog to lick peanut butter off his taint.