What the hell is it with women??

[shiner]

What is it about a wedding ring that makes women want to fvck you all of the sudden? There is a girl in the office here, one of the office hotties, that I have been friends with since she came to work here a little more than a two years ago. Anyway she came into my office a little while ago and asked what I was doing for lunch. Nothing unusual, we go to lunch on a regular basis. I told her I didn't have any plans and she said "good, let's go to lunch" to which I said "sounds good, where do you want to go?" Her answer...."Let's go to my apartment and have sex!" I started laughing and she said "I'm serious, I really want to fvck you" I asked her what in the world she was thinking since I'm married and she is engaged and she said it was "because you are married now, you're safe." What the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm safe? Huh? I told her there was no way that was going to happen and as she left my office she said "oh, you will change your mind."

Damn...never ever did this girl ever show that kind of interest before I got married. Even when we were both single there was never any kind of flirting at all...we have always been just friends...now because there's a ring on my finger I am "safe" to have sex with. Someone, anyone explain this to me.

 

[FrogDog]

Daaaaaaamn that's awesome!!

 

[trmiv]

Hold on, let me ask our office slut that likes to screw all the married men here (I'm serious).

 

[blackdogdeek]

she figures you're not going to tell on her because she could tell on you i guess.

 

[randomlinh]

your wife is testing you

 

[Aharami]

wow! pics?

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: trmiv
Hold on, let me ask our office slut that likes to screw all the married men here (I'm serious).

Let me know what she says.....damn confusing women...

 

[PunDogg]

Originally posted by: lnguyen
your wife is testing you

hahaha could be

Dogg

 

[new2AMD]

Originally posted by: lnguyen
your wife is testing you

or its that you are still asleep and none of this happened?

 

[yllus]

Can I borrow your ring for a while?

 

[Megatomic]

Get used to it, this has happened to me twice now. Just smile and take it as a compliment.

 

[MaxDepth]

having trouble standing up?

If you two have flirted before, try this. Next time she walks into your office and asks where you want to eat, point at her crotch and say, "there." When she looks surprised, tell her that's how you felt when she flirted with you on this day.

 

[StageLeft]

I have a thing for married men as well. Not sure why; I always have.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Megatomic
Get used to it, this has happened to me twice now. Just smile and take it as a compliment.

You know...I have always heard that..until now I didn't believe it to be true. Several of my married friends told me it would happen as soon as I got married.....I just don't understand it.

 

[boyRacer]

/off to buy a ring

 

[StageLeft]

Man dunno about you guys but I've not had such luck so far.Damn!

 

[KarenMarie]

You are safe:

No wondering if you are sleeping around and she could catch something.

Plus, Sex without emotional ties, string or questions.

KarenMarie

 

[WinkOsmosis]

I'm going to buy a Ring of Power.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Man dunno about you guys but I've not had such luck so far.Damn!

me neither, but from your earlier post i guess i should expect you to proposition me soon

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
You are safe:

No wondering if you are sleeping around and she could catch something.

Plus, Sex without emotional ties, string or questions.

KarenMarie

Is this a typical female thing?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: boyRacer
/off to buy a ring

me too

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
You are safe:

No wondering if you are sleeping around and she could catch something.

Plus, Sex without emotional ties, string or questions.

KarenMarie

Sweet!

 

Two words for you:

"Trojan Man!!!!"

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
You are safe:

No wondering if you are sleeping around and she could catch something.

Plus, Sex without emotional ties, string or questions.

KarenMarie

hmmm....sounds like a man. but arent we dogs if we try that?

yet another woman who thinks she can do/get what she wants because she has a vag. dont give this ho the satisfaction. do us all a favor and prove to her that regardless of what she, all her friends, and society wants to believe, all men dont think with the head with a hole, exclusively. tell her to go fvck herself.

might be a good idea to tell your wife, and a friend you can trust at work. if she keeps it up, definately file a complaint. no telling what crap she could try to make up if you dont do what she wants, so its best to cover your a$$.

just dont give in, its not worth it.

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
I'm going to buy a Ring of Power.

A ring to control all other rings eh?