What the hell happenned to Oprahs face?

amdhunter

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I am watching the Giants game and flipped the channel to ABC and saw that Oprah is interrogating Obama -- and the first thing I notice is Oprahs beat the hell up face.

Holy crap HDTV is not a good thing for her. It looks like someone Chris Brown'd her over and over, and then beat her with an ugly stick. I felt like throwing up after looking at her. She kinda looked like a Black version of that lady who got her face mangled by that monkey. D:
 

JoPh

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evil-oprah.jpg

what you talkin about?
 

Zebo

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Oprah has always been fat and ugly makes women who watch her feel better about themselves even after 8 hours of prep Oprah gets they still look better.
 

lxskllr

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she got old, brah

Yea, she's been around forever. I remember her when she was on local TV around here. That was 30+ years ago(1976 according to a quick wiki check). I think she looks pretty good considering her age. Black people seem to hold up well to time anyway.
 

QueBert

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Yea, she's been around forever. I remember her when she was on local TV around here. That was 30+ years ago(1976 according to a quick wiki check). I think she looks pretty good considering her age. Black people seem to hold up well to time anyway.

Exactly, given her age she doesn't look bad at all, she's fucking 55 for shits sake. I'd bet anything by the time Megan Fox turns 35 she'll look older than Oprah does now.
 

iGas

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Exactly, given her age she doesn't look bad at all, she's fucking 55 for shits sake. I'd bet anything by the time Megan Fox turns 35 she'll look older than Oprah does now.
I'll do Megan Fox at any age, but Noway in Hell you can pay me to bump ugly with Oprah young or old.
 

theflyingpig

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Exactly, given her age she doesn't look bad at all, she's fucking 55 for shits sake. I'd bet anything by the time Megan Fox turns 35 she'll look older than Oprah does now.

Once again QueBert is wrong. What you have failed to notice is that Oprah has always, and will always be ugly. The fact that you think Oprah "doesn't look bad" should come as no surprise to anyone familiar with your posting. Megan Fox will look better at 35 than Oprah ever has. Everyone knows this.
 

QueBert

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Once again QueBert is wrong. What you have failed to notice is that Oprah has always, and will always be ugly. The fact that you think Oprah "doesn't look bad" should come as no surprise to anyone familiar with your posting. Megan Fox will look better at 35 than Oprah ever has. Everyone knows this.

Learn to read dipshit, I didn't say she looks good, I said she looks good for her age. Which means I'm saying she doesn't look her age. As for looks Oprah isn't attractive but neither is Megan Fox. But you're a fool if you don't think Megan won't look like 55 year old Meth head by the time she's 35. Her skins already horrible and without makeup she looks way older than she is.
 

Jeff7

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Must be the Obama effect.... :D
Is this the look to which the OP was referring? I seem to remember her looking pretty much like this...always.

But damn......crazy that she's still on the air. Kind of like having "Cosmopolitan: The Series" on for several decades. Or "The View". Or any of the other shows like it.
 

SSSnail

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Didn't she announce that she will "abruptly" end her show in... get ready for this, 2011? It's kinda like Sher's farewell tour that lasted years.

And yeah, I've always thought she's ugly.
 

UberNeuman

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Learn to read dipshit, I didn't say she looks good, I said she looks good for her age. Which means I'm saying she doesn't look her age. As for looks Oprah isn't attractive but neither is Megan Fox. But you're a fool if you don't think Megan won't look like 55 year old Meth head by the time she's 35. Her skins already horrible and without makeup she looks way older than she is.

He is a fob...

/this is obvious....
 
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Zebo

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Learn to read dipshit, I didn't say she looks good, I said she looks good for her age. Which means I'm saying she doesn't look her age. As for looks Oprah isn't attractive but neither is Megan Fox. But you're a fool if you don't think Megan won't look like 55 year old Meth head by the time she's 35. Her skins already horrible and without makeup she looks way older than she is.



Get a clue oprah looks like a 70 yr old grandma w/o makeup and 8-10 hours of prep, Proof:

Oprah_Winfrey_copy.jpg

This is good at 51 - susanna hoffs

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QueBert

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Get a clue oprah looks like a 70 yr old grandma w/o makeup and 8-10 hours of prep, Proof:

Oprah_Winfrey_copy.jpg

This is good at 51 - susanna hoffs


It's ironic how the example you use is of a woman who had more prep time than Oprah, great job proving your point... And good with the one pic of Oprah every site uses to prove a point. I've seen pictures of every celeb looking old and tore up. Even ones who are 22.


here's Susanna Hoffs without 8 hours of make makeup work + lighting + photochopping. Actually no, that's still a studio-ish picture. I'm sure she looks nothing like either pic when she's out and about.

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