So I'm headed over to the Santa Monica pier last night for no real reason. I get out of my car and as I'm leaving the parking structure, finishing off the last of the water in my water bottle, this woman turns, looks at me, and laughs. I laugh with her, though I don't know what's so funny.
She asks, "where are you headed?"
"Uh, the pier."
"No you're not! You're coming with me to the bar!"
"Uh, ok?"
So she GRABS my arm and leads me off in the direction of a bar/grill where her friend works (and by this time I realize she is PLASTERED). She goes on and on about how cool her friend is and how I have to meet her, etc. Now I've never seen this woman in my life, and I'm still trying to figure out what the f**k is going on. No biggie though, I made a new friend
"How old are you?"
"22"
"OH MY GOD you're young. I thought you were my age!"
"which is?"
"30"
":Q:Q:Q"
We go to the restaurant; her friend is not working that night. Being the nice guy I am I offer to take her to another bar down the street. We have a drink (she probably didn't need any more), then leave b/c she REALLY needed a cigarette. As we walk along the promenade I'm propping her stumbling ass up while she hounds people for a cig she can bum. She finds one, calms down, then starts to panic as she can't remember where she parked her car.
*30 minutes of car searching passes*
I finally get the bright idea to take my truck and drive around to find her car. This whole time she's falling all over me and mumbling, "You're so nice. Sooooooooo nice. So nice. Why are you so nice?" Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. We make it back to my car.
"Kiss me."
"No! I can't! I'm seeing someo--mmmph! No! Stop!"
"She won't know, I won't tell!"
Ok so this woman isn't too hard on the eyes but I AM seeing someone and I'm NOT into hooking up with random drunkards I meet on the sidewalk. Finally I pry myself away from her and start hauling ass around the parking structure, to find her truck was a whole 30 feet away from mine. I manage to get her out of my car and watch her stumble to hers...in retrospect I probably shouldn't have let her drive but it wasn't really my responsibility. Freak.
And all I wanted to do was go down to the damn arcade and play some DDR. That was wierd.
She asks, "where are you headed?"
"Uh, the pier."
"No you're not! You're coming with me to the bar!"
"Uh, ok?"
So she GRABS my arm and leads me off in the direction of a bar/grill where her friend works (and by this time I realize she is PLASTERED). She goes on and on about how cool her friend is and how I have to meet her, etc. Now I've never seen this woman in my life, and I'm still trying to figure out what the f**k is going on. No biggie though, I made a new friend
"How old are you?"
"22"
"OH MY GOD you're young. I thought you were my age!"
"which is?"
"30"
":Q:Q:Q"
We go to the restaurant; her friend is not working that night. Being the nice guy I am I offer to take her to another bar down the street. We have a drink (she probably didn't need any more), then leave b/c she REALLY needed a cigarette. As we walk along the promenade I'm propping her stumbling ass up while she hounds people for a cig she can bum. She finds one, calms down, then starts to panic as she can't remember where she parked her car.
*30 minutes of car searching passes*
I finally get the bright idea to take my truck and drive around to find her car. This whole time she's falling all over me and mumbling, "You're so nice. Sooooooooo nice. So nice. Why are you so nice?" Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. We make it back to my car.
"Kiss me."
"No! I can't! I'm seeing someo--mmmph! No! Stop!"
"She won't know, I won't tell!"
Ok so this woman isn't too hard on the eyes but I AM seeing someone and I'm NOT into hooking up with random drunkards I meet on the sidewalk. Finally I pry myself away from her and start hauling ass around the parking structure, to find her truck was a whole 30 feet away from mine. I manage to get her out of my car and watch her stumble to hers...in retrospect I probably shouldn't have let her drive but it wasn't really my responsibility. Freak.
And all I wanted to do was go down to the damn arcade and play some DDR. That was wierd.
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