What the hell? Ewwwwwww! Never look at toothpaste the same way again..

notfred

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Complete and utter BS

How could a condom fit through the tip of a toothpaste tube?
How could he tell whether it was semen or toothpaste on the thing?

I think he's trying to make some quick money.
 

J3anyus

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I haven't even read the article yet, just seen the headline. I'll just say wow.
 

Soybomb

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I agree, a condom isn't fitting through the hole on the end of the toothpaste tube.
 

uncouth

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how he managed to squeeze the condom through that tiny toothpaste hole is quite the question. LOL @ Colgate if it is true. Pics? ;) how about some pics to the Chicken Head from McDonald's for good measure?
 

purplehayes

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<< DeMarco also suffers from lack of sleep, has developed rashes all over his body and lives in fear of having contracted a venereal disease because of the incident. >>

What a whiner!!! How many millions will make his rash and sleeplessness go away? He should be more concerned over that fact that these a Poison Control Phone Number on the tube. He's probably more likely to get floriditis {sp?) than VD.

PH
:D
 

Hellblast

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and yet another example of the slow decay of american society and loss of common sense

Hellblast
 

CinderElmo

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Does anyone know if the tops come off of those types of toothpaste dispensers or did he have to shove it up through the exit?

He must have some great friends if he himself wasn't the culprit. That is about the meanest practical joke I have ever heard.

If he makes a DIME from Colgate it will truly mean the end of Snivelization as we know it. How much do you want to bet condoms start showing up in all sorts of dispensers???
 

IJump

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In addition to the rash and sleeplessness, I bet he suffers from a nasty case of bad breath. :disgust: