What the hell am i?

[gtsukada]

i can't figure this out maybe you can

Tear one off, scratch my head, what now is black was once red. What am I?

 

[amnesiac]

a match.

 

[gtsukada]

that's what i thought to, but can it really be this easy?

 

[PsychoAndy]

Second Riddle: Man leaves home. Makes 3 left turns. Comes back home and meets 2 men wearing masks. Who are the men?

-PAB

 

[Occifer]

The catcher and the umpire!

 

[PsychoAndy]

Good job.

-PAB

 

[gtsukada]

this should be the offical riddle thread, lets see how long we can keep it up

 

[gtsukada]

Antonio was a virtuoso musician who had never touched an instrument or written a note of music in his life. Explain

 

[DAWeinG]

More riddles!

 

[DeadHead]

Lets say you have to answer the last riddle before making a new one. The last one about the musician was he is a singer.

Here is mine:

A box with no hinges, a key, or a lid,

There is a golden treasure inside its hid.

 

[Evadman]

A man walks south one mile. Then turns 90 degrees to his left and walks 10 miles, then turns left 90 degrees again and walks for 1 more mile and ends up back where he started. He is then attacked by a bear who wants him for dinner.

What kind of bear is he attacked by?

Besides hungry

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: DeadHead
A box with no hinges, a key, or a lid,

There is a golden treasure inside its hid.

an egg?

 

[zzzz]

Originally posted by: gtsukada
Antonio was a virtuoso musician who had never touched an instrument or written a note of music in his life. Explain

You can be a drummer without "touching" it with a body part, right?

 

[AlphaWolf829]

polar bear I guess

 

[gentobu]

Originally posted by: DeadHead
A box with no hinges, a key, or a lid,

There is a golden treasure inside its hid.

an egg? Edit: Evadman beat me to it.


heh here's one

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail, never clinking.

 

[zzzz]

Originally posted by: Evadman
A man walks south one mile. Then turns 90 degrees to his left and walks 10 miles, then turns left 90 degrees again and walks for 1 more mile and ends up back where he started. He is then attacked by a bear who wants him for dinner.

What kind of bear is he attacked by?

Besides hungry

Polar

 

[zzzz]

Originally posted by: gentobu

Originally posted by: DeadHead
A box with no hinges, a key, or a lid,

There is a golden treasure inside its hid.

an egg?

heh here's one

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail, never clinking.

Stop ripping of LOTR, you fish.

 

[DeadHead]

Fish!

 

[Evadman]

polar would be correct.

Often watched, yet never seen.
When long I bring bordom,
When short I bring fear.
What the hell am I?

 

[gentobu]

Originally posted by: zzzz

Originally posted by: gentobu

Originally posted by: DeadHead
A box with no hinges, a key, or a lid,

There is a golden treasure inside its hid.

an egg?

heh here's one

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail, never clinking.

Stop ripping of LOTR, you fish.

heh I didnt even know it was from LOTR untill I googled it...


:|:disgust::disgust:

 

[zzzz]

Originally posted by: Evadman
polar would be correct.

Often watched, yet never seen.
When long I bring bordom,
When short I bring fear.
What the hell am I?

Time?

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: gentobu

Originally posted by: DeadHead
A box with no hinges, a key, or a lid,

There is a golden treasure inside its hid.

an egg? Edit: Evadman beat me to it.


heh here's one

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail, never clinking.

fishies

zzzz

yep. There is another line in th ebeginning, but I can not remember it

 

[gentobu]

Here's a dumb one:

What do you get when you put 50 female pigs and 50 male deer all into one cage?

 

[broon]

What do you get when you put 50 female pigs and 50 male deer all into one cage?

100 sows and bucks.


He who makes it doesn't need it.
He who buys it doesn't use it.
He who uses it doesn't know he's using it.

What is it?

 

[Evadman]

It runs up the hill,
And runs down the hill,
But in spite of all,
It stands still.