what...... the...... heck.......

[aphex]

http://drudgereport.com/flash1p.htm

 

[NuclearNed]

FTW: psychos who injure themselves instead of others

 

[tasmanian]

Umm...

 

[pontifex]

lol, man, people are fvcked up! never in a million years would i even think of doing that!

didn't you say you wanted sausage on your pizza?

 

[dighn]

this kind of thing seems to happen more often than you'd expect

there are some really fscked up people out there

 

[Aharami]

maybe he wasnt using it

 

[SagaLore]

Penis and pineapple pizza. Delicious!

 

[Bootprint]

At least it sounds like it was quick. Could've been worse if he pulled it out, rested it on a table and used a pizza cutter, going back and forth until it finally separated.

 

[Parasitic]

Some people shouldn't breed.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Parasitic
Some people shouldn't breed.

I think this guy has that taken care of now...

 

[TecHNooB]

Maybe he saw the future and was trying to stop it.

 

[BoomerD]

Maybe he was tired of seeing John Bobbitt getting all the attention...
Bobbitt...that's supposed to be a name, not a verb...

 

[Compton]

big sausage pizza?

 

[DarkThinker]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
FTW: psychos who injure themselves instead of others

Don't get too optimistic there, most probably the guy was having a sex change the very next day, so the sausage had to go either ways.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: DarkThinker

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
FTW: psychos who injure themselves instead of others

Don't get too optimistic there, most probably the guy was having a sex change the very next day, so the sausage had to go either ways.

Yeah... cause any normal person would rather cut off their own penis in a dirty pizza place than in a nice, sterile operating room happily dozing under heavy anesthesia.

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: DarkThinker

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
FTW: psychos who injure themselves instead of others

Don't get too optimistic there, most probably the guy was having a sex change the very next day, so the sausage had to go either ways.

Except they don't cut it off, they split it to recreate the female parts and keep the nerves.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: DarkThinker

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
FTW: psychos who injure themselves instead of others

Don't get too optimistic there, most probably the guy was having a sex change the very next day, so the sausage had to go either ways.

Except they don't cut it off, they split it to recreate the female parts and keep the nerves.

Yeah. It's turned from an outie to an innie. :Q

 

[Compton]

Here is an updated news article.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007180857,00.html

 

[Roguestar]

No, screw The Sun. It's for people with a reading age of 10. BBC FTMFW.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

 

[j00fek]

:Q