- Apr 19, 2004
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I ran over a guy that was riding a bicycle while changing lanes without signaling as I was going 37 mph over the limit while talking on a cell phone and having a half empty open container of beer in my hand.
Those damn power tripping cops gave me a ticket for $2392 that was uncalled for....I know how to drive.
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Wanted to edit this instead of appending it to the bottom and thusly bumping this thread. The above was satire on the fact of so many ticket threads that have sprang up in the last few weeks. It might be a very bad form of satire, what can I say...I am a computer engineer, not a stand up comedian nor a literature major.
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You take the cake for worst thread parody ever.
AnandTech Moderator Evadman
Those damn power tripping cops gave me a ticket for $2392 that was uncalled for....I know how to drive.
*Edit*
Wanted to edit this instead of appending it to the bottom and thusly bumping this thread. The above was satire on the fact of so many ticket threads that have sprang up in the last few weeks. It might be a very bad form of satire, what can I say...I am a computer engineer, not a stand up comedian nor a literature major.
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You take the cake for worst thread parody ever.
AnandTech Moderator Evadman
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