What stupid warning would you like to see

[EMPshockwave82]

I always thought it would be funny if someone ate a piece of a toilet that had been broken so that they would be required to have warnings saying "Do Not Eat" on new toilets.

Anyone else have anything they have thought about before?

 

[MikeMike]

Timwarping possible

 

[MikeMike]

dammit, i dont want to edit that, but i spelled time wrong

 

[ScottyB]

I think all GOP advertising should have a disclaimer that reads: "This product will destroy the economy and may take away your rights."

 

[MikeMike]

ScottyB, get your P&N into P&N

 

[amdhunter]

Warning: Negro President ahead.

 

[MovingTarget]

warnings on stupid people for the rest of us...

 

[Perknose]

I think they should be required to put "Unsuitable For the Morbidly Obese" on potato chips and other fatty foods and "Objects may be farther away than they appear" on airplane cabin windows.

I'd also LOVE to see "this side up" placed randomly on perfectly spherical balls and "extended warranty available" on condom packages.

 

[Slew Foot]

Do not put chain saw in mouth

 

[SlitheryDee]

Not for use in orbit.

Edit: on a paperweight

 

[BoomerD]

http://www.whodah.com/albums/A...s-and-Graphics/agq.jpg

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: ScottyB
I think all GOP advertising should have a disclaimer that reads: "This product will destroy the economy and may take away your rights."

Have you looked at what the Democrats are doing now?

 

[Red Squirrel]

They should put "do not drink" on gas pumps. It smells so good, so it must taste good right? I'm sure some people one day will try it.

Then again, the "no smoking" signs are pretty bad. Like really, if someone does not think it's a bad idea and lights a cig while filling up they deserve to die in an explosion and their life insurance should pay the damage.