What sort of a wanker steals clothes from a washing line?

[iamaelephant]

I'm a poor student, I mean I can only barely get by at the moment, and today I discovered that some prick has stolen a bunch of my clothes from the washing line. It was only 2 T-shirts and a bunch of socks and (strangely) a couple of pairs of underwear, but it's enough to really hurt my bank balance. The most annoying thing is that I hadn't done laundry in a while so I washed all of my socks in one go, so the bastards got away with every pair of socks I own apart from the ones I'm wearing. I'm so pissed right now :|

 

[Doctor Nyse]

A homeless wanker?

 

[IGBT]

..somebody's been eyeing your laundry.

 

[imported_Imp]

The fact that they took your underwear means either a homeless person or some teenage pricks.

 

[rise]

Originally posted by: Doctor Nyse
A homeless wanker?

win.

i know you're pissed OP but you know, sometimes, people are worse off than you.

 

[Toonces]

taking the underwear means he's probably a prolific wanker in search of new materials

 

[Jahee]

Sure it wasn't the wind? Being serious..

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Bruce Banner

Notice any large green men in your neighborhood lately?

 

[iamaelephant]

Almost certainly not a homeless person, they are extremely rare where I'm from. It's not like America here. My money is on punk teens.

 

[Toonces]

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Almost certainly not a homeless person, they are extremely rare where I'm from. It's not like America here. My money is on punk teens.

The Moon? Nice dig, but there are homeless in every state in the world; New Zealand too - I'm from Canada and although homelessness is extremely rare in my hometown it's definitely not in Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal, Ottawa, London, *insert any big city* nor is it a US-specific problem.

Good try though!

 

[2Xtreme21]

C'mon, you can get a pack of socks for $6.

 

[Queasy]

I had an entire load of clothes stolen in college out of the washroom. It happens. Lost my favorite pair of boxers.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: toonces
taking the underwear means he's probably a prolific wanker in search of new materials

2.) ......
3.) Profit!

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: toonces

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Almost certainly not a homeless person, they are extremely rare where I'm from. It's not like America here. My money is on punk teens.

The Moon? Nice dig, but there are homeless in every state in the world; New Zealand too - I'm from Canada and although homelessness is extremely rare in my hometown it's definitely not in Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal, Ottawa, London, *insert any big city* nor is it a US-specific problem.

Good try though!

He's a kiwi.

 

[iamaelephant]

Originally posted by: toonces

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Almost certainly not a homeless person, they are extremely rare where I'm from. It's not like America here. My money is on punk teens.

The Moon? Nice dig, but there are homeless in every state in the world; New Zealand too - I'm from Canada and although homelessness is extremely rare in my hometown it's definitely not in Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal, Ottawa, London, *insert any big city* nor is it a US-specific problem.

Good try though!

It wasn't meant to be a dig, of course there are homeless people here, but there are very few. I'm just saying that the odds of it being a homeless person are slim. I live in a student area so more likely it was some fuckhead teen.

C'mon, you can get a pack of socks for $6.

I also lost a couple of T-shirts. It's just frustrating, I'm venting.

 

[Toonces]

Originally posted by: iamaelephant

Originally posted by: toonces

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Almost certainly not a homeless person, they are extremely rare where I'm from. It's not like America here. My money is on punk teens.

The Moon? Nice dig, but there are homeless in every state in the world; New Zealand too - I'm from Canada and although homelessness is extremely rare in my hometown it's definitely not in Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal, Ottawa, London, *insert any big city* nor is it a US-specific problem.

Good try though!

It wasn't meant to be a dig, of course there are homeless people here, but there are very few. I'm just saying that the odds of it being a homeless person are slim. I live in a student area so more likely it was some fuckhead teen.

C'mon, you can get a pack of socks for $6.

I also lost a couple of T-shirts. It's just frustrating, I'm venting.

Oh, well then my apologies

Have you checked the surrounding areas to be sure it wasn't wind? But you're probably right, some kids thought it'd be funny.

or opportunistic underpants gnomes

or both

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: toonces

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Almost certainly not a homeless person, they are extremely rare where I'm from. It's not like America here. My money is on punk teens.

The Moon? Nice dig, but there are homeless in every state in the world; New Zealand too - I'm from Canada and although homelessness is extremely rare in my hometown it's definitely not in Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal, Ottawa, London, *insert any big city* nor is it a US-specific problem.

Good try though!

He's a kiwi.

pwnt

 

[iamaelephant]

Originally posted by: toonces

Originally posted by: iamaelephant

Originally posted by: toonces

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Almost certainly not a homeless person, they are extremely rare where I'm from. It's not like America here. My money is on punk teens.

The Moon? Nice dig, but there are homeless in every state in the world; New Zealand too - I'm from Canada and although homelessness is extremely rare in my hometown it's definitely not in Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal, Ottawa, London, *insert any big city* nor is it a US-specific problem.

Good try though!

It wasn't meant to be a dig, of course there are homeless people here, but there are very few. I'm just saying that the odds of it being a homeless person are slim. I live in a student area so more likely it was some fuckhead teen.

C'mon, you can get a pack of socks for $6.

I also lost a couple of T-shirts. It's just frustrating, I'm venting.

Oh, well then my apologies

Have you checked the surrounding areas to be sure it wasn't wind? But you're probably right, some kids thought it'd be funny.

or opportunistic underpants gnomes

or both

Nah it wasn't wind, it has been really still here and what little breeze we had blew straight towards a big wall next to my line.

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: toonces

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Almost certainly not a homeless person, they are extremely rare where I'm from. It's not like America here. My money is on punk teens.

The Moon? Nice dig, but there are homeless in every state in the world; New Zealand too - I'm from Canada and although homelessness is extremely rare in my hometown it's definitely not in Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal, Ottawa, London, *insert any big city* nor is it a US-specific problem.

Good try though!

He's a kiwi.

pwnt

I'm pretty sure he knows I'm a Kiwi, he specifically mentioned NZ in his post pwnage not found.

 

[IGBT]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: toonces
taking the underwear means he's probably a prolific wanker in search of new materials

2.) ......
3.) Profit!

..yup. I'll bet there on craig list somewhere.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Damn wankers!!!