What song lyrics do you change to make humorous?

[NightRaven]

Here at work, they switch between several stations, and we have a blast changing the song lyrics...

That oldies song "This Magic Moment", we sing as "This Magic Mullet"...

That "Bobber Anne" tune is now "Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran"

Today they played Cheryl Crow's "All I Wanna Do Is Have Some Fun", and I got a dirty look from a manager when she caught me singing it as "All I Wanna Do Is Hump Someone"... LOL...

Which songs do you butcher for your own amusment, and for those around you...

 

[ajpa123]

Beatles.. i wanna hold you hand:

I wanna kick your assss.. i wanna kick your ass..
I when i kick you i feel happy..


etc
etc..

i hate to butcher a beatles song.. but that's me

AJ.

 

[conjur]

Bobber Anne??? WTF?

Barbara Ann - The Beach Boys


!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh, and it's humorous, not humerous

 

[conjur]

As for songs.

My Sharona - The Knack

Becomes - My Scrotum




Or, John Cougar Mellencamp's R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A. becomes *.O.C.K. in the A.S.S.

 

[anxi80]

tom petty's - free fallin' becomes tom petty's - free ballin'

 

[Amorphus]

Feliz navidad (da da da daa daaaaa)
Feliz navidad (da da da daa daaaaa)
Feliz navidad, y prospero ano y felizidad (da da da daa daaaa)

*throws brick*

 

[labgeek]

The Lloyd on the TV show Wings -

"Waking in my winter underwear..."

 

[BrianA]

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

Lots of examples of misheard lyrics.

BrianA

 

[sillymofo]

:music: Roll roll a joint pass it down the line :music: take a toke and hold your smoke and blow your fcuking mind....:music:

Or:

:music: Maxing out your cards...:music: Empty your checking account :music:.... Oh what fun it is to go on a shopping blaze...:music: hey Bills bills bills,... phone ring ring, collectors at bay.. :music:

 

[DurocShark]

Sung to the tune of "Yo-ho-yo-ho" from the Pirates of the Carribbean ride at Dismalland:

"Yo Ho,
Yo Ho,
It's a PERVERT's life for me!"

There are many more lines, but they're not kiddie friendly... :evil:

 

[PlasticJesus]

I used to have a buddy who insisted on occasionally singing

"You painted up your tits and rolled and curled your pubic hair,
Ruby are you contemplatin' going out somewhere?"

He was a funny guy.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: NightRaven
Here at work, they switch between several stations, and we have a blast changing the song lyrics...

That oldies song "This Magic Moment", we sing as "This Magic Mullet"...

That "Bobber Anne" tune is now "Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran"

Today they played Cheryl Crow's "All I Wanna Do Is Have Some Fun", and I got a dirty look from a manager when she caught me singing it as "All I Wanna Do Is Hump Someone"... LOL...

Which songs do you butcher for your own amusment, and for those around you...

Wtf? Are you seven years old?

 

[illusion88]

secret ASIAN man... secrert ASAIN man

 

[DeRusto]

Note: these lyrics aren't intentionally changed however my friend sincerely thought these were the proper lyrics and now anytime I hear this song on the radio I only hear it with these rediculous lyrics.

Enter Sandman - Metallica

"Dreams of one
Dreams of flies
Dreams of dragon flies, in a thick apple pie! YEAH!"

 

[wrarcher]

You've painted up your tits and rolled & curled your pubic hair.
Ruby are you contemplating wearing underwear?
That shadow on my balls tells me this time your going down.
Oh, Ruby... Don't put that in your mouth.

It wasn't me that started that old crazy Asian war.
And I never thought that I'd get this shit from that crazy Asian whore.
And yes, it's true I'm not the man I used to be.
Oh, Ruby... I've got a bad case of VD.

It's hard to love a man who's thing is bent & paralyzed.
And the wants and the needs of a woman your age are right between your thighs.
I've heard them say it won't be long till it's not quite so round.
Oh, Ruby... [I don't remember this line. Too many years ago.]

She's squealin' now and bouncin' on the bed just like a whore.
The way I know I've felt her bounce a hundred times before.
[I don't remember this line. Too many years ago.]
Oh, Ruby... [I don't remember this line. Too many years ago.]

Oh, Ruby... [Spoken]: It's a simple question... From in front or from behind?

 

[brianmanahan]

mr sandman, man me a sand

 

[dank69]

Oh, Ophelia becomes Necrophilia