What should we do with Osama if we catch him?

[Orsorum]

I've posted this before, with my own ideas firmly in mind.

What should we do with Osama Bin Laden when we catch him?

 

[Whitecloak]

have pigs ass-rape him

 

[jpeyton]

Well if I were Bush, I would have captured him sometime in 2002, placed him in a box at Gitmo, and would wait to announce his capture until October 2004.

 

[Czar]

sue him, let him rot in jail for decades

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

IMO what we have to do is follow the law. If taken alive (which I doubt), then he must stand trial and be punished accordingly.

 

[Bigdude]

We need to extract every bit of information from him.

 

[LeadMagnet]

once we get all the possible info from him -

We need to stone him to death Nigerian-style, but lets use Nerf balls instead of rocks.

 

[tnitsuj]

Interrogate him, then turn him over to the Saudis. They will deal with him.....errr appropriately.

 

[308nato]

A cup of coffee, a Lucky Strike and 1 cheap round of issue ball ammo is all that is necessary.

 

[LilBlinbBlahIce]

Bring him back to the US and force him to get English lessons from Dubya, then make him take the verbal SAT with the caveat that if he scores less than 100, we shoot him.

 

[Nitemare]

Has anyone performed an experiment to see if pig blood was compatible with the human body yet?

If not, I'm kind of curious
:evil:

 

[Moonbeam]

Our local radio says the US didn't want him captured when we attacked Afghanistan because it would have ended the war on terrorism before we could attack Iraq. Bush needs a Bogey Man to stay in power.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Our local radio says the US didn't want him captured when we attacked Afghanistan because it would have ended the war on terrorism before we could attack Iraq. Bush needs a Bogey Man to stay in power.

Why am I not surprised?

 

[308nato]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Our local radio says the US didn't want him captured when we attacked Afghanistan because it would have ended the war on terrorism before we could attack Iraq. Bush needs a Bogey Man to stay in power.

Radio GooGoo or Radio Gah Gah ?

 

[LilBlinbBlahIce]

Originally posted by: 308nato

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Our local radio says the US didn't want him captured when we attacked Afghanistan because it would have ended the war on terrorism before we could attack Iraq. Bush needs a Bogey Man to stay in power.

Radio GooGoo or Radio Gah Gah ?

Do you honestly think it is above this Admin to do something like that? After all, God himself is the one who tells Bush to do what he does, maybe it's all just part of God's plan.

 

[Shad0hawK]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
I've posted this before, with my own ideas firmly in mind.

What should we do with Osama Bin Laden when we catch him?

give him a plane ride.

 

[Shad0hawK]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Our local radio says the US didn't want him captured when we attacked Afghanistan because it would have ended the war on terrorism before we could attack Iraq. Bush needs a Bogey Man to stay in power.

a fine example of letting the media do your thinking for you.

 

[BeauJangles]

It doesn't matter what we want with him. He won't make it back to the US alive. Special Forces, Marines, whoever catches him is going to execute him right then and there. Then dispose of the body. The last thing this country needs is to put him on trial, that would draw so much anti-american sentiment in an already hostile world climate.

Edit: I agree that he will be questioned prior to being shot, but he won't make it back to the US (at least with our knowledge) alive. He will never see a public trial or anything like that.

 

[athithi]

Anybody read "The Fourth K"? Lobotomize him...

 

[kaizersose]

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
It doesn't matter what we want with him. He won't make it back to the US alive. Special Forces, Marines, whoever catches him is going to execute him right then and there. Then dispose of the body. The last thing this country needs is to put him on trial, that would draw so much anti-american sentiment in an already hostile world climate.

Edit: I agree that he will be questioned prior to being shot, but he won't make it back to the US (at least with our knowledge) alive. He will never see a public trial or anything like that.

i think that is what will happen as well. i do think he needs to be "relieved" of any secrets he might have (ie: sleeper cells, ways to contact other branches, etc.)

my personal plan. lock him up in a stockage and travel around the country charging $5 a shot. kick, punch, head butt, what have you. we could help roll back the deficit, have some fun and get high quality revenge in the process.

moonbeam, that is the most idiodic theory i have ever heard. thats like saying in WWII, we didnt want to catch hitler so the war would go on longer. maybe it's time to listen to another radio station.

 

[Zebo]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Our local radio says the US didn't want him captured when we attacked Afghanistan because it would have ended the war on terrorism before we could attack Iraq. Bush needs a Bogey Man to stay in power.

Yep. Osama is the best thing that ever happened to Bush, the federal powergrab and his anti-american PNAC co-conspirators. I bet his "momnet of silence" is a shot out to Osama and planning his next overt action so Osama can get away yet again.

 

[LilBlinbBlahIce]

Originally posted by: kaizersose

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
It doesn't matter what we want with him. He won't make it back to the US alive. Special Forces, Marines, whoever catches him is going to execute him right then and there. Then dispose of the body. The last thing this country needs is to put him on trial, that would draw so much anti-american sentiment in an already hostile world climate.

Edit: I agree that he will be questioned prior to being shot, but he won't make it back to the US (at least with our knowledge) alive. He will never see a public trial or anything like that.

i think that is what will happen as well. i do think he needs to be "relieved" of any secrets he might have (ie: sleeper cells, ways to contact other branches, etc.)

my personal plan. lock him up in a stockage and travel around the country charging $5 a shot. kick, punch, head butt, what have you. we could help roll back the deficit, have some fun and get high quality revenge in the process.

moonbeam, that is the most idiodic theory i have ever heard. thats like saying in WWII, we didnt want to catch hitler so the war would go on longer. maybe it's time to listen to another radio station.

That was different, in WWII FDR's re-election was not deteremined by Hitler's capture, he was in power for 4 terms b/c the people beleived in him, the same cannot be said of Bush. Bush need to prove that he's not the worthless piece of sh!t 99% of the world rightfully beleive him to be. Either way, it's apples to oranges.

 

[Moonbeam]

Originally posted by: Shad0hawK

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Our local radio says the US didn't want him captured when we attacked Afghanistan because it would have ended the war on terrorism before we could attack Iraq. Bush needs a Bogey Man to stay in power.

a fine example of letting the media do your thinking for you.

A fine example of a ridiculous assuming that I agree with the radio.

 

[Shad0hawK]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam

Originally posted by: Shad0hawK

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Our local radio says the US didn't want him captured when we attacked Afghanistan because it would have ended the war on terrorism before we could attack Iraq. Bush needs a Bogey Man to stay in power.

a fine example of letting the media do your thinking for you.

A fine example of a ridiculous assuming that I agree with the radio.

looking at it objectively, did i really have a reason not to? so you are saying you disagree with the radio then? or am i forced to make assumption again?

 

[308nato]

All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what's new ?
Radio, someone still loves you.........



And that someone is Moonbeam.......