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What should we do to bin Laden if we capture him?

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Out of curiosity, what do you people think? Firing Squad gets my vote because it's the least humane option. Heh you know that those people won't be aiming to kill! 😉
 
You kill him, he becomes a martyr. You keep him imprisioned, he becomes Mandela.

But I think if he went to trial in our justice system, he would most likely face the death penalty, after the Feds are through juicing him for intelligence purposes.

EDIT: Why did you put the "Grant Freedom" option there? Just so someone can joke around? 😉
 
Nope, I'm sure one of the other Berkeleyites will actually believe that's the right way to go...

[edit]Looks like it's already happened 🙁
 
He has to be killed one way or another. If he is put in jail, it's just asking for some terrorist to take hundreds of people hostage and demand the release of the scum bag or else he'll kill the terrorists or something along those lines.
 
Send him to ground zero in NYC, give the families of all the victims a piece of WTC rubble, and allow them to stone him to death
 
1 find box, approx 2x2x4 foot (so he can't stand)
2 insert bin laden
3 fill loosely with well fed rats
4 wait a few days
 
I say strip him naked, spread honey on his jimmy, and tie him down next to a fire ant mound in the middle of a stadium full of cheering onlookers!!!!!!
 
Lifetime Incarceration so we can put forth our tax dollars to support the cause, LMAO. ::shakes head::
 
I sort of like the idea of allowing victims families to stone him to death. Wasn't that the method for executing prostitutes in the old middle east?
.bh.
 


<< I sort of like the idea of allowing victims families to stone him to death. Wasn't that the method for executing prostitutes in the old middle east?
.bh. >>



The stoning of prostitutes and other women still occur in the middle east, I'm not sure what you were implying by the term "old".
 
this idea has been going around...

Killing bin Laden will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, a suggestion, we do neither. Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.

Then we return HER to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.
 
Even though it seems that the options are diverse, they are not. If you send him to prison, he will surely be killed there. If he's lucky, he will be used as a human toilet for the rest of his life, but most will agree that's worse than death 🙂 If you grand him freedom, he will be gunned down the moment he exits the prison. So you see, it looks like there is just one final chapter for the book of his life. 🙂
 
Force him to watch Battlefield Earth and then listen to "My Heart Will Go On" for 72 hours non-stop..... Then Battlefield Earth again..... 😉
 
Tie him to a pole and have a drop of water drop on his head every second. Ancient Chinese psychological torture method, works great.
 
just fly him around the country and throw him out of a plane naked except for aparachute at a designated time and as soon as he jumps announce on every channel in the US the location of where he jumped...just let the people of the country do their worst...

this will also get rid of any "protesters" as they will get in the way and get hit by "accidental" fire when they try and protect him
 
Wait...I got a new idea...public hanging on PPV. I'm sure they could get millions of people to pay $20 to watch, then donate all the proceds to the Red Cross or some other organization to help the victims and/or rebuilding of the buildings.
 
No no no..if this really is about freedom and equal rights, we take him alive and try him for War crimes at the Hague. This is VERY VERY important, and we must understand this.
 
i dont think hewould ever allow himself to be taken alive. He would kill himself and have his people claim that the US shot him and he was unarmed at the time he was shot.
 
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