What should I give trick-or-treaters?

[Kelemvor]

Oh I hated getting apples or a stack of 5 nickels or anything like that. Just ruins the whole experience.

 

[se7en]

I voted Ham.

Frozen grapes would be nice too.

 

[potato28]

Frozen cans of shaving cream

 

[MegaVovaN]

Originally posted by: Howard
Rock salt. In a shotgun.

I'll take free shotgun with the salt.

You mean FROM a shotgun?

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Regs
I like those idiots who come with no costumes (around age 17-18) and ask for candy.

You can give them rocks.

hook them up with some of that funky leafy LSD ghetto weed you're gettin...

:laugh:

 

[KLin]

Some bulk beef. Say like 10 pounds.

 

[paulney]

DVDs with pr0n.

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug
Get the caramel that you put on apples, and take cloves of garlic.

Wrap enough caramel around garlic cloves to make it look like the caramel drops - wrap in clingy plastic.

Give to kids ... and rejoice. The look on their face when they bite into it will be priceless.

that.

is.

GOLD, Jerry!

 

[So]

Mr. Pibb!!

 

[PepePeru]

oatmeal.

 

[mattocs]

Originally posted by: Umberger
herpes.

This was going to be my suggestion.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: So
Mr. Pibb!!

"was that supposed to be scary?"
"no. it was supposed to be showy. notice the jazz hands"
:laugh:


i vote for that devilishly good moonajuana. of course, you gotta disguise it. that, or put it in candies that the kids wont eat and obviously the parents would and will take from their kids. and get the parents high. that'd be fun.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Just blow some pot smoke in their faces after you answer the door.

 

[eplebnista]

red staplers sans staples

 

[theknight571]

Hot Soup.... just ladle it into their bags/buckets/candy recepticles.

 

[HammerCurl]

Candy for good costumes.

Circus peanuts for the bad kids.



I remember getting a minicalculator for Halloween one time. Not sure if that was the weirdest thing.

 

[Leros]

Get a bunch of salt and ketchup packets from a fast food restaurant.

 

[adairusmc]

firecrackers.

Thats what I did last year.

 

[MrPickins]

Originally said by: The Mooninites

Moonijuana grows in the shape of a tire.
Any dealer will tell you that.

Toss whole tires at them. :thumbsup:

 

[Parasitic]

Did it occur to you just to be nice and give them candy?

 

[Jugernot]

I've started giving full sized candy bars, I figure if they kids think I'm "Those cool people who give us full size candy!" they won't egg my house.

Maybe it's flawed logic, but I didn't get egged last year!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Canned corn. Don't give them anything you might like or need.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Canned corn. Don't give them anything you might like or need.

Corn is more expensive than other vegetables. Get the $0.15 can of pinto beans.

Or even better, give them ears of corn. That would be awesome.

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Canned corn. Don't give them anything you might like or need.

Corn is more expensive than other vegetables. Get the $0.15 can of pinto beans.

Or even better, give them ears of corn. That would be awesome.

Beets would be funnier.

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug
Get the caramel that you put on apples, and take cloves of garlic.

Wrap enough caramel around garlic cloves to make it look like the caramel drops - wrap in clingy plastic.

Give to kids ... and rejoice. The look on their face when they bite into it will be priceless.

hey man,

I told my friend about your idea. She made a chocolate-covered batch last night and confirmed that they are indeed quite horrendous. She covered them in cocoa powder to mask any garlicky smell too.

She's a chemistry teacher and she's giving them to her class as we speak!!!

I will post later with updates!!