What should I give trick-or-treaters?

[Random Variable]

 

[Anubis]

take that moonajuana and make special brownies,

 

[Turin39789]

apples and pennies

 

[FoBoT]

all of the above

 

[meltdown75]

ham

 

[apac]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
ham

 

[Balt]

Give them rocks so they can throw them back through your windows.

 

[Vette73]

I put liver, tomatoe paste, and some other items in the pot last year.

1 kid grabbed the paste. When I asked him, like all other kids that go for the big item, you sure you want that... they always put it back. But he looked at it and just said "yea I will give it to my mom..." and ran off.

 

[Chryso]

Where is the option for "Something that won't cause their fathers to come back and kick my ass."

 

[Regs]

I like those idiots who come with no costumes (around age 17-18) and ask for candy.

You can give them rocks and then tell them Pathmark and Shop rite are open 'til 12AM.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Regs
I like those idiots who come with no costumes (around age 17-18) and ask for candy.

You can give them rocks.

hook them up with some of that funky leafy LSD ghetto weed you're gettin...

 

[intogamer]

condoms

 

[AmpedSilence]

your 2 cents!

[i can't believe no one made that terrible pun yet!]

 

[akshatp]

Pics of your ding-a-ling..























Just kidding..

 

[Engraver]

Bloody noses.

 

[Kirby]

My dad used to eat the candy and wrap up rocks to give to the cousins.

 

[MegaVovaN]

Originally posted by: intogamer
condoms

that, and tape.

 

[clamum]

:music: candy apples and razor blades :music:

 

[Umberger]

herpes.

 

[Howard]

Rock salt. In a shotgun.

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: akshatp
Pics of your ding-a-ling..






Just kidding..

How about something in a box?

 

[Scarpozzi]

Fry up a skillet of liver & onions. When they hold out their bags, give them a handfull.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

I prefer to head them off at the pass and throw flaming bags of dog shit at them before some punk does it to my house.

 

[dougp]

Get the caramel that you put on apples, and take cloves of garlic.

Wrap enough caramel around garlic cloves to make it look like the caramel drops - wrap in clingy plastic.

Give to kids ... and rejoice. The look on their face when they bite into it will be priceless.

 

[ViviTheMage]

boogers