What should I do?

[Exterous]

I generally park in a large, shared parking structure and I usually get in early enough and with the same people that we have "our" spots in the garage. The past three days a new woman in a truck has parked next to "my" spot. Today she looked at me when I got out of the car. What should I do if it happens again? I'm also concerned about the guy whose spot she keeps taking. Did she kill him?

 

[Paratus]

I generally park in a large, shared parking structure and I usually get in early enough and with the same people that we have "our" spots in the garage. The past three days a new woman in a truck has parked next to "my" spot. Today she looked at me when I got out of the car. What should I do if it happens again? I'm also concerned about the guy whose spot she keeps taking. Did she kill him?

 

[IronWing]

Buy two traffic cones and block the spot until she parks somewhere else.

 

[BxgJ]

Buy two traffic cones and block the spot until she parks somewhere else.

She could just move the cones. Buy another car and park it there, she can't move that.

 

[sdifox]

Vinyl wrap your car a la pussywagon.

 

[chitwood]

 

[pcgeek11]

Why do you "need" to do anything?

These are un-reserved spots correct?

 

[highland145]

Why do you "need" to do anything?

These are un-reserved spots correct?

OP's feeling triggered.



Obviously you should Trump her....duh.

 

[Stopsignhank]

Pull out your junk and do the ding dong dance.

 

[rh71]

Nothing you can or should do - I'm not sure why you care about the guy's spot so much either. Not only are you "reserving" your own spot but you feel like you should reserve his too? You said it was a large structure...

This would be more personal if someone parked in front of your house everyday.

 

[Exterous]

Why do you "need" to do anything?

These are un-reserved spots correct?

Nothing you can or should do - I'm not sure why you care about the guy's spot so much either. Not only are you "reserving" your own spot but you feel like you should reserve his too? You said it was a large structure...

This would be more personal if someone parked in front of your house everyday.

I meant more about what to do when a woman keeps parking by you and then looks at you. Does this count as three dates which means she should be touching it now?

 

[nakedfrog]

Yep. Just make sure to rig the explosives so they'll go off a good distance after she leaves for the day.

 

[deadlyapp]

I meant more about what to do when a woman keeps parking by you and then looks at you. Does this count as three dates which means she should be touching it now?

It depends on how she's looking at you. Has she raised her eyebrows at all while looking at you? Looked you up and down? If so you definitely are ready to move to 2nd or even 3rd base.

 

[pcgeek11]

I meant more about what to do when a woman keeps parking by you and then looks at you. Does this count as three dates which means she should be touching it now?

Oh! You think she has the hots for you.

Ask her. Don't be scared.

 

[NoCreativity]

When in doubt whip it out.

 

[BxgJ]

I meant more about what to do when a woman keeps parking by you and then looks at you. Does this count as three dates which means she should be touching it now?

Have you seen the guy whose spot she took? Perhaps she does like you, and killed him to get closer to you.

 

[rh71]

If you watch enough Youtubers (like thatwasepic), you'll see that it's easy to engage women in conversation.

 

[Exterous]

When in doubt whip it out.

This sounds like the best option. But should I hope on the hood of her car and rub it on the windshield? And if she turns on the wipers does that count as foreplay?

Have you seen the guy whose spot she took? Perhaps she does like you, and killed him to get closer to you.

Thats why I was worried he might be dead!

 

[BurnItDwn]

Always arrive without pants.

 

[zinfamous]

In Chicago, they put couches and bookcases and desks in their "spots" that they cleared of snow.

Do that. she can't move a bookcase.

 

[zinfamous]

I meant more about what to do when a woman keeps parking by you and then looks at you. Does this count as three dates which means she should be touching it now?

Oh! I kinda suspected that is where you were going.

I think it means she is already pregnant with your baby. I went to school in West Texas and that's what we learned about biology.

 

[CraKaJaX]

When in doubt whip it out.

This.

 

[Humpy]

...woman in a truck...

So much wrong right there that you should just move.

 

[KMFJD]

Show her your stance of dominance

 

[JPS35]

Pull out your junk and do the ding dong dance.

Although completely unrelated to the topic, this just made me cramp up and "blow milk out my nose" from laughing and imagining this.