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What should I do with about 100 used golf balls?

funkymatt

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get a bowling ball and drop them with the golf ball on top of the bowling ball. make sure you stand RIGHT over where you're dropping them.


 

Juno

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Jul 3, 2004
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hit them in the backyard. i did with mine and dad got pissed so he got me a net with wiffle golf balls. :(
 

TheoPetro

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well if they were bowling balls this would be a lot more fun.

Find the biggest hill you can in the city. Put all the balls in a box. Drive to the top of the hill. Dump the box out and sit back and watch.

Do this at night when there arent a lot of cars so no one kicks the living shit out of you.
 

UNCjigga

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Think of any neighbor you hate, and when they go on vacation and no one's around pelt their car with the golf balls. When they come back, stop by and make idle chatter about the "monster thunderstorm" they missed. Be sure to comment, "I'm so lucky I got my car in the garage just in time!"
 

montanafan

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If there's a school in your area with a golf team, they could probably use them for practice.
 

alien42

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Originally posted by: JoeKing
can you swing a baseball bat? :D

loads of fun!
:thumbsup:

you need a LOT of room though. i almost hit a cow last time i participated in such ventures.
 

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