What should i do: Mormon Missionaries keep coming to my house!!!!!!

[Ryan]

Two days ago, I was in my front yard working on my car. Out of nowhere, two dudes dressed in suits and wearing backpacks are standing next to me asking how my day was going. They had been riding around on their bikes. They scared the crap out of me, but they just kept on taking to me about my car. Then, they started talking about religion, and asking me questions about my religion. I told them that I didn't believe in God, hoping that they would just go away. They left after a few minutes.

Well, yesterday I got a Mormon bible in my mail box, and they stopped by later that afternoon to see if I had done any reading in it!!!! At that point, I just gave the bible back to them and told them to leave. They were hesitant, but they left after I shut the door in their faces.

Now, today at 9 frickin' AM I hear someone knocking on my door. IT WAS THEM!! I just didn't answer the door. They left a post-it note on my door saying they they stopped by and wanted to invite me to church! Will it ever stop[!!! I just want them to leave me alone!

:frown:

 

[d33pt]

yeah they are like unpaid salesmen from hell... i hate them all..

 

[CrazyDe1]

Next time do the same thing to them...only do it w/ alcohol...ask them how their bieks are...then start talkin about beer...then start asking them about hard alcohol...then stick a handle of vodka in their backpacks...if they show up again ask if they had enjoyed yourvodka...if they come back stick a post it note on their backpacks askin them to go to the bar with you

 

[Viper GTS]

Well, yesterday I got a Mormon bible in my mail box

Write them a nice note telling them that's illegal & ask them never to show up again or you're going to start sacrificing young virgins to the gods of solitude.

Viper GTS

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Answer the door with a shotgun and fake blood all over your hands. Try to twitch alot, and squint one eye. I did that to the Jehova's Witness, and I haven't heard from them in 6 years.

 

[chiwawa626]

Nextime they come wear devil horns on ur head and just play it cool with them..see what happens ?

 

[LordMaul]

Answer the door naked with some cherry jelly smeared on you, and have big knife in your hand. Act embarassed and stick the knife behind your back after they see it, and ask what you can do to help them...with a smile.

 

[Cyco]

Tell them you like to sacrifice white lizards and seagulls.

 

You got it all wrong...tell them you will be right with them after you are done sodomizing your younger virginal sister.

 

[BDawg]

Next time they show up, make them sign a form saying as representatives of the churc of jesus christ of later day saints they have been asked to not return to your property. Then, if they show up again, sue the sh** out of them.

You might want to consult a laywer about this.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: OmegaNauce
You got it all wrong...tell them you will be right with them after you are done sodomizing your younger virginal sister.

thats funny in a sick sort of way

 

[Nefrodite]

discuss their religion with them logically. plant a seed of doubt

 

[Harvey]

In many communities, posting a NO SOLICITORS sign at your door gives you standing to take legal action if they bother you.

 

[db]

Answer the door nekid. That's what my old roomie used to do. He told them they could explain their religion if he could explain his--nudism. They left and never returned.

Seriously though, I think that if you tell them straight out to please do not return, they will respect that. If they don't, tell them they are tresspassing and call the police if they don't leave. Sometimes "nice" doesn't work w/pushy people, and you have to be very direct w/them.

 

[Lithium381]

I have the same problem....they came one day and then i was nice to them....big mistake, i try and be nice to everyone, but sheesh, maybe they took it the wrong way....after a few "sessions", since i was interested in what they had to say, just to maybe find out more about their religion, not meaning to convert.....last time i saw them i said i was happy in my religion, and i wasn't going to convert.....well i geuss that just fed their fire to come back, i told them i was going on vacation for a month, which is partially true, but agh

 

[Semper Fi]

I explained to them how i agreed with a few of their views and how i disagreed with some, then I invited them to my church.

But, since you don't believe in God I think you probably don't go to church. Just ask them politely not to bother you anymore.
They are usually quite polite.

 

[Bluefront]

Mormon guy worked with me for a while....he was always trying to convert me. I read up on the subject. The basis for the Mormon church is actually quite funny. You'll get a good laugh out of the whole scene. I started asking him dumb questions about their missing gold tablet, how many wives he had, etc. Finally he left me alone....

 

[Chaotic42]

My dad and I came home one time, and found that my handicapped mother had let them into our house, and they were eating our food.

He was piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed.

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

Tell them you are Catholic.

 

[Nefrodite]

Originally posted by: Bluefront
Mormon guy worked with me for a while....he was always trying to convert me. I read up on the subject. The basis for the Mormon church is actually quite funny. You'll get a good laugh out of the whole scene. I started asking him dumb questions about their missing gold tablet, how many wives he had, etc. Finally he left me alone....

perhaps, but atleast they belief the good ol usa is the holy land, not that pos called the middle east

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: Nefrodite

Originally posted by: Bluefront
Mormon guy worked with me for a while....he was always trying to convert me. I read up on the subject. The basis for the Mormon church is actually quite funny. You'll get a good laugh out of the whole scene. I started asking him dumb questions about their missing gold tablet, how many wives he had, etc. Finally he left me alone....

perhaps, but atleast they belief the good ol usa is the holy land, not that pos called the middle east

I take it you aren't a Christian. Most don't call the birthplace of Jesus and other relatively important people a "piece of s#it."

 

[ChefJoe]

Build a little cross and hang the body of a chipmunk on it?

 

[jonnyGURU]

Do what I did.

Invite them in for a beer and a joint.

 

[Spagina]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy

Originally posted by: Nefrodite

Originally posted by: Bluefront
Mormon guy worked with me for a while....he was always trying to convert me. I read up on the subject. The basis for the Mormon church is actually quite funny. You'll get a good laugh out of the whole scene. I started asking him dumb questions about their missing gold tablet, how many wives he had, etc. Finally he left me alone....

perhaps, but atleast they belief the good ol usa is the holy land, not that pos called the middle east

I take it you aren't a Christian. Most don't call the birthplace of Jesus and other relatively important people a "piece of s#it."

A lot of people who realize all the sick, twisted, and violent crap that springs up in that region because of religion will call it a pos.

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: Spagina

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy

Originally posted by: Nefrodite

Originally posted by: Bluefront
Mormon guy worked with me for a while....he was always trying to convert me. I read up on the subject. The basis for the Mormon church is actually quite funny. You'll get a good laugh out of the whole scene. I started asking him dumb questions about their missing gold tablet, how many wives he had, etc. Finally he left me alone....

perhaps, but atleast they belief the good ol usa is the holy land, not that pos called the middle east

I take it you aren't a Christian. Most don't call the birthplace of Jesus and other relatively important people a "piece of s#it."

A lot of people who realize all the sick, twisted, and violent crap that springs up in that region because of religion will call it a pos.

I prefer to call the people POS. They're in charge of what they believe in, and that way, the bible thumpers, believers in Allah, and Jews won't get on my case about religion.