What should I do for dinner?

[Exterous]

We don't really have much at home and my wife won't be there. We have left over pork and thats about it. I guess I could throw some onions and mushrooms in and cook it on the stove but I don't really feel much like cooking. I kind of want to get pizza but that costs money (although the $10 special would last a couple of meals) and it's clearly not as healthy. Hungry Howies is the only place that's really on the way home.

So, what say you ATOT - do I cook pork or order pizza?

 

[dank69]

If pizza is an option, pizza is the answer. Cook? That is valuable masturbation time you'd be wasting.

 

[Exterous]

The hate is stong here....

If pizza is an option, pizza is the answer. Cook? That is valuable masturbation time you'd be wasting.

You make an excellent point sir.

 

[Bryophyte]

Your wife isn't home. Pork the pizza.

 

[Krynj]

Pizza. And then you have breakfast and maybe lunch for tomorrow too.

Edit: I hate you. Now I want pizza.

 

[Exterous]

Your wife isn't home. Pork the pizza.

Not the special sauce I was looking for...

Pizza. And then you have breakfast and maybe lunch for tomorrow too.

Edit: I hate you. Now I want pizza.

:awe:

 

[Texashiker]

Order pizza and pick up some beer on the way home.

 

[Perknose]

Put the left-over pork to good use and make something you've never made before with all the veggies, spices, and sauces you no doubt have sitting there useless and unused in your fridge. Be sure to make it spicy. Include things you normally wouldn't like shredded coconut or raisins or walnuts or white lima beans and/or that steak (yes, steak) marinade lingering at the back of your condiment shelf that can really be used for anythng you damn well want to use if for or take a shitload of curry and turn your unnamed creation into that or . . . but you get the idea.

You only live once. Get creative. If it somehow sucks, then order the pizza. But you might just surprise yourself. Hey, it's your life. Ruts are for climbing out of.

 

[Miscthree]

Cook when the wife is away? Hell no, you can happily devolve back to bachelor-dom. Rubbing one out is a no brainer; question is, before or after my pizza? Hmmmm..

 

[Dirigible]

Don't listen to perknose.

Ruts are for wallowing in. Preferably while covered with grease from your pizza.

 

[Exterous]

Put the left-over pork to good use and make something you've never made before with all the veggies, spices, and sauces you no doubt have sitting there useless and unused in your fridge. Be sure to make it spicy. Include things you normally wouldn't like shredded coconut or raisins or walnuts or white lima beans and/or that steak (yes, steak) marinade lingering at the back of your condiment shelf that can really be used for anythng you damn well want to use if for or take a shitload of curry and turn your unnamed creation into that or . . . but you get the idea.

You only live once. Get creative. If it somehow sucks, then order the pizza. But you might just surprise yourself. Hey, it's your life. Ruts are for climbing out of.

Sadly Perknose I think your message is ment for better men than I as I fear laziness is winning out

Cook when the wife is away? Hell no, you can happily devolve back to bachelor-dom. Rubbing one out is a no brainer; question is, before or after my pizza? Hmmmm..

Before, after, and during?

 

[surfsatwerk]

Before, after, and during?

Eating the pizza is a waste, pleasure yourself with it.

 

[Miscthree]

Sadly Perknose I think your message is ment for better men than I as I fear laziness is winning out



Before, after, and during?

I guess that's what you call a pizza party. For one.