What should Donald do when the election results are in?

Puffnstuff

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When the voting is finished and the counting is done and there's only one thing left to do to console your loss.
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Indus

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Move to Russia and get Russian citizenship. Hopefully take his deplorables with him.
 
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concede with humility or *shudder* take the oath of office. Pretty much what every other presidential candidate has done before him.
 

WHAMPOM

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After an hour long session laying on the floor screaming, kicking and pounding his fists on the floor, gets up and tweets "CHEATERS, CHEATERS, CHEATERS!"
 

Rhonda the Sly

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Assuming he loses, as that's the only interesting scenario, I doubt he goes quietly. He hasn't sued any of the people he said he would just yet but there's no reason to believe he wouldn't, at least, call for recounts. He tends to make a lot of noise, even if it doesn't amount to much.

His concession speech, and no one can say with confidence if he'll even give one, probably won't sound like much of a concession speech. If it happens, I'd expect more "scorched earth" style rhetoric where he claims the economy will tank and society will spiral into chaos because Hillary won and that the nation is, effectively, at an end.

I'm always open to surprises. The "Calm Donald" personality he's been cultivating over the last few months could show up to wrap this venture up and move onto the next. Who knows.

If he doesn't go calmly then I expect him and a sizeable chunk of the Republican base to be a consistent thorn in the side of the establishment. Depending on how large that chunk is and what the establishment can do to persuade or mollify them that may eventually force some type of identity crisis.
 

Mai72

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Umm...

The last time I looked the election isn't over. Depending on who you ask they either have Donald neck to neck with Hillary or Trump is way ahead.

You guys follow CNN? The Clinton Network? Lol My friend told me that Trump has a 20 point lead and you can't trust CNN.
 

brycejones

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Umm...

The last time I looked the election isn't over. Depending on who you ask they either have Donald neck to neck with Hillary or Trump is way ahead.

You guys follow CNN? The Clinton Network? Lol My friend told me that Trump has a 20 point lead and you can't trust CNN.

You really need to stop hanging out with felix.
 
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DrDoug

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Drop trou on national television. Why not? He's done just about everything else...lol!
 

nickqt

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Umm...

The last time I looked the election isn't over. Depending on who you ask they either have Donald neck to neck with Hillary or Trump is way ahead.

You guys follow CNN? The Clinton Network? Lol My friend told me that Trump has a 20 point lead and you can't trust CNN.
Holy shit.

The sheer amount of delusion in this one post is fucking breathtaking.
 

MovingTarget

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He will probably give a concession speech if he loses, just not a traditional one. It will either be a "sore loser" type whine blaming others (like the media) for his loss, or more likely, an infomercial for the Trump-branded properties and merchandise.
 

Puffnstuff

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You know with the 11th female coming forward Donald's track record is pretty consistent. I have to admit that this one, a porn star, is pretty healthy and since he attempted to solicit by offering her 10k for a personal visit I wonder how this will affect his base.
 

guachi

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When the election results come in and he loses bigly, I expect his concession speech will consist of two words, "The Aristocrats!".
 

DaveSimmons

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It's up to 12 women now I guess, hard to keep track....

I expect his concession speech will be an ad for TrumpTV, where Real Patriots get The Real Truth! Make TV Great Again!
 

brycejones

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You know with the 11th female coming forward Donald's track record is pretty consistent. I have to admit that this one, a porn star, is pretty healthy and since he attempted to solicit by offering her 10k for a personal visit I wonder how this will affect his base.

He was trying to get straight sex. They will be cool with it. Now if it was for a male hooker and some meth that might be a problem. However, there is an easy out for that. He found the Lord after these events so his slate is wiped clean.
 

sdifox

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I don't think soliciting is the same thing as sexual harrassment.
 

Sonikku

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Umm...

The last time I looked the election isn't over. Depending on who you ask they either have Donald neck to neck with Hillary or Trump is way ahead.

You guys follow CNN? The Clinton Network? Lol My friend told me that Trump has a 20 point lead and you can't trust CNN.

lol