Here is what we will do:
*Not donate to charity
*Not volunteer at homeless shelters
*Bitch about it on internet forums full of fellow partisan hacks
*Vote (D)
*Make the rich (defined as everyone that makes more than we do) pay more in taxes
*Prevent drug testing of welfare recipients (in the name of privacy)
*Encourage those that cannot afford kids to have more kids via various social welfare programs in the name of "think of the children"
Ok it had to be done,
Here is what we will do:
*Make it illegal for homeless to be homeless (problem solved)
*Bitch about it on internet forums full of fellow partisan hacks (this ones universal)
*Vote(R)
*Despise the poor and fat and anyone else who has problems which we perceive to cause us inconveniences (no matter how minor)
*Claim that drug testing welfare recipients will somehow help children(and if it doesn't at least maybe the parents will die off)
*Restrict abortion because you can't claim moral superiority unless there are more children suffering or dying
*Smugly have as many children as you want because of your superior morality and because you worked so darn hard to have a better life than the homeless