- Feb 24, 2011
- 3,108
- 0
- 0
I for one choose local law enforcement. Picture it; Cop Corp US.
The low price of $4,999 a month will get you the following benefits on your Cop Corp PLUS program:
- response time of 15 minutes, when calling 911*
- 30% off Directions Advice from ANY local Cop Corp employee
- guarantee that the officer(s) responding to your emergency has a GED**
- guarantee that the officer(s) responding to your emergency do not have a past criminal record***
- assurance that the officer(s) responding to your emergency will not purposely shoot you, instead of the criminal****
* 15 minutes from when the call is logged into our system. Average log in time from our offshore team is approx 30 minutes. Average wait to get call logged in is 45 minutes. ** GEDs provided by our offshore team have been deemed acceptable, under law G.134, which was written and passed by our good Republican friends in congress. *** Officers promoted from the Cop Corp Premium program automatically have their past criminal records cleared. **** Applicable only if you are already dead or unconscious when Cop Corp Officer arrives at the scene
The low price of $4,999 a month will get you the following benefits on your Cop Corp PLUS program:
- response time of 15 minutes, when calling 911*
- 30% off Directions Advice from ANY local Cop Corp employee
- guarantee that the officer(s) responding to your emergency has a GED**
- guarantee that the officer(s) responding to your emergency do not have a past criminal record***
- assurance that the officer(s) responding to your emergency will not purposely shoot you, instead of the criminal****
* 15 minutes from when the call is logged into our system. Average log in time from our offshore team is approx 30 minutes. Average wait to get call logged in is 45 minutes. ** GEDs provided by our offshore team have been deemed acceptable, under law G.134, which was written and passed by our good Republican friends in congress. *** Officers promoted from the Cop Corp Premium program automatically have their past criminal records cleared. **** Applicable only if you are already dead or unconscious when Cop Corp Officer arrives at the scene