What one feature would you like to see humans evolve?

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KK

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Wings. Then we wouldn't need to pay $2 a gallon for gas, and all those arabs would be bankrupt terrorists. :p

KK
 

Shelly21

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Originally posted by: KK
Wings. Then we wouldn't need to pay $2 a gallon for gas, and all those arabs would be bankrupt terrorists. :p

KK

Won't work, people are lazy, even if they have wings most people would still drive or take the elevator to the second floor.
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Originally posted by: Shelly21
Originally posted by: KK
Wings. Then we wouldn't need to pay $2 a gallon for gas, and all those arabs would be bankrupt terrorists. :p

KK

Won't work, people are lazy, even if they have wings most people would still drive or take the elevator to the second floor.

And think about the size of the wings most Americans would need to lift their weight even an inch up...
 

Bowmaster

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Seriously - decouple sexual pleasure from procreation. Allow people to screw for fun, but only have kids if they want them. Kind of a valve that needs to be turned when the couple wants a kid - BOTH sexes will need to turn their respective valves before that can happen (so no "accidents").

That should cut our population by 100x in the first 10 years...
 

Ness

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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Shelly21
Originally posted by: KK
Wings. Then we wouldn't need to pay $2 a gallon for gas, and all those arabs would be bankrupt terrorists. :p

KK

Won't work, people are lazy, even if they have wings most people would still drive or take the elevator to the second floor.

And think about the size of the wings most Americans would need to lift their weight even an inch up...

I dunno, I've had this pretty bitchin' dream where all I do is wave my arms and I fly... Now if I can only get the part down where huge gusts of air move when I do it, I think I won't need wings at all.
 

MAME

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make it so sex hurts a lot. That way people would only have sex to reproduce, population sizes would be reduced, cheating and diseases would be reduced as well.

I'm a fvcking genius
 

Arkitech

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Originally posted by: MAME
make it so sex hurts a lot. That way people would only have sex to reproduce, population sizes would be reduced, cheating and diseases would be reduced as well.

I'm a fvcking genius

you're a sadist