What not to do with bubble gum

kherman

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OK, today I was chewing some bubble gum and needed to drop a deuce (a steamer, poop, etc). I went to the bathroom and while sitting on the toilet I decided I didn't want the gum anymore so I wrapped it in toilet paper and droppped it between my legs.

The bad thing was that it wasn't 100% covered by TP and was very sticky.

Some of it cought on my dingy and it stuck. It even got into the short and curlies.

I couldn't get it off so I had to wait till I got home to shower. Man, that sucked. How embarrasing.
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: kherman
OK, today I was chewing some bubble gum and needed to drop a deuce (a steamer, poop, etc). I went to the bathroom and while sitting on the toilet I decided I didn't want the gum anymore so I wrapped it in toilet paper and droppped it between my legs.

The bad thing was that it wasn't 100% covered by TP and was very sticky.

Some of it cought on my dingy and it stuck. It even got into the short and curlies.

I couldn't get it off so I had to wait till I got home to shower. Man, that sucked. How embarrasing.

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Snapster

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lol, shame there wasn't a girl to chew it out or get stuck with! ;) j/k

Funny though, glad that hasn't happend to me. :p
 

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