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Zysoclaplem

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Several pages of internet printed references to the bible.
What part of the bible you may ask?
Why, Sodom and Gomorrah of course.

Merry Christmas! You are going to burn in fires of hell Grandson.
 
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IHYLN

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wow that sucks.

my future father in law got from his brother in law's wife - pile of newspaper clippings for the secret santa. What a cheap bitch.
 
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Hammer

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Several pages of internet printed references to the bible.
What part of the bible you may ask?
Why, Sodom and Gomorrah of course.

Merry Christmas! You are going to burn in fires of hell Grandson.
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HAHAHA :laugh:
 
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Ryan

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Several pages of internet printed references to the bible.
What part of the bible you may ask?
Why, Sodom and Gomorrah of course.

Merry Christmas! You are going to burn in fires of hell Grandson.
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Wow. Talk about Holiday Spirit.
 
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Weeeman

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Originally posted by: Hammer
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Several pages of internet printed references to the bible.
What part of the bible you may ask?
Why, Sodom and Gomorrah of course.

Merry Christmas! You are going to burn in fires of hell Grandson.
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HAHAHA :laugh:
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Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: DougK62
Damn. If that were me, I wouldn't be talking to grandma anymore.
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Nobody talks to crazy calvinistic grandma anymore.

She had to mail it in a manila envelope, with no return address.
Had he known who it was from, he would have shredded it as soon as he got it.

 
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Zysoclaplem

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The crazy thing is, she believes in predestination. It's predetermined who gets into heaven.
And his mother and grandmother have already told him that he isn't going.
So I don't see why she cares if he is gay or not because he is going to hell anyway.
 
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Chadder007

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Originally posted by: loki8481
is he a bad neighbor or something? trying to rape and pillage the house next door?
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Yeah, something must have happened to make her think something was going on with him.... :confused:

Edit: Oh...so you are a gay couple?
 
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Zysoclaplem

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The crazy thing is, she believes in predestination. It's predetermined who gets into heaven.
And his mother and grandmother have already told him that he isn't going.
So I don't see why she cares if he is gay or not because he is going to hell anyway.

 
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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
The crazy thing is, she believes in predestination. It's predetermined who gets into heaven.
And his mother and grandmother have already told him that he isn't going.
So I don't see why she cares if he is gay or not because he is going to hell anyway.
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Might as well have a good time, right? :D
 
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Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: Chadder007
Originally posted by: loki8481
is he a bad neighbor or something? trying to rape and pillage the house next door?
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Yeah, something must have happened to make her think something was going on with him.... :confused:
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He came out to his sister. His sister told his mom. His mom told her ex-husband. And ex-husband told crazy grandma. So crazy grandma told her entire church congregation.
Oh well.
 
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