What movie should I rent Saturday night?

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: pinion9
First you need to pick some music to listen to. I highly recommend Type O Negative's "Slow Hard and Deep" judging by the fact that she wants to take things slow.

Next, pick out a slightly scary movie so she cuddles with you. You may want to choose something she has never seen, and I'm pretty sure NetFlix has "Audition." It is a foreign film, but you will both like it.

At the end of the movie, tell her if she ever leaves you, you will have your own "audition" with her as the star. Say things to her like "I would kill myself for you. I would kill you for myself."

Chicks dig that type of stuff. Oh, also make sure to wear your best Slayter or Sepultura T-Shirt, but leave a teddy bear lying around for her to "find." She will think you have an inner child waiting to get out, when in reality, the child is more likely ground up in the freezer like your coffee.

Lastly, after kissing her, spit in her face and tell her she tastes like a filthy whore.

lol - Solid advice dude.....solid advice.

 

[fire400]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
hehe...does Netflix even have My Sassy Girl?

What kind of girl is she? If she's an intellectual, maybe you can bore her with Before Sunrise...I love though movie though, great characters that stay with you.

lol no

it's a korean flick

do overnight shipping and you're fine

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: pinion9
First you need to pick some music to listen to. I highly recommend Type O Negative's "Slow Hard and Deep" judging by the fact that she wants to take things slow.

Next, pick out a slightly scary movie so she cuddles with you. You may want to choose something she has never seen, and I'm pretty sure NetFlix has "Audition." It is a foreign film, but you will both like it.

At the end of the movie, tell her if she ever leaves you, you will have your own "audition" with her as the star. Say things to her like "I would kill myself for you. I would kill you for myself."

Chicks dig that type of stuff. Oh, also make sure to wear your best Slayter or Sepultura T-Shirt, but leave a teddy bear lying around for her to "find." She will think you have an inner child waiting to get out, when in reality, the child is more likely ground up in the freezer like your coffee.

Lastly, after kissing her, spit in her face and tell her she tastes like a filthy whore.

:laugh:

 

[Willoughbyva]

How about V for Vandetta?