What movie should I rent Saturday night?

SLCentral

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Going over a girls house Saturday night, and we're planning on just watching a movie. Any suggestions? If I add it to NetFlix tonight, I should get it by then.
 

EvilYoda

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hehe...does Netflix even have My Sassy Girl?

What kind of girl is she? If she's an intellectual, maybe you can bore her with Before Sunrise...I love though movie though, great characters that stay with you.

 

imported_michaelpatrick33

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Uhhh, what does she like and what is the nature of your relationship? Details and of course pics ;)

I have gone to a friend's house on Saturday night and she and I watched action movies because a massage was all she wanted (well maybe a little more)
I have gone over to a "friend's" house on Saturday night and she and I watched Titanic (plenty of time for facesuck as the ship goes down).

A good long romantic movie is the ticket if she is in to that. You won't be watching the movie anyway; you will be thinking about touching her hand or putting an arm around her or kissing her etc. etc. etc. Plotline? What plotline? Your only plotline is the button on her pants (Enter Mission Impossible music and you subtly reaching for button). Warning, self-control will self-destruct in five seconds. :music:
 

Bulldog13

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Originally posted by: alanalafriz
the note book and add some extra wipes..

Careful with that one...I rented it with an ex and when the scene came on where it s all uncomfortable and they awkwardly being to fornicate, I belted out

"Yay baby ! Take it like a dead fish !".

GF stormed out of the room very pissed. Apparently, I ruined the magic of the scene.
 

SLCentral

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Originally posted by: michaelpatrick33
Uhhh, what does she like and what is the nature of your relationship? Details and of course pics ;)

I have gone to a friend's house on Saturday night and she and I watched action movies because a massage was all she wanted (well maybe a little more)
I have gone over to a "friend's" house on Saturday night and she and I watched Titanic (plenty of time for facesuck as the ship goes down).

A good long romantic movie is the ticket if she is in to that. You won't be watching the movie anyway; you will be thinking about touching her hand or putting an arm around her or kissing her etc. etc. etc. Plotline? What plotline? Your only plotline is the button on her pants (Enter Mission Impossible music and you subtly reaching for button). Warning, self-control will self-destruct in five seconds. :music:

We've been friends for about a year or two, but we both just broke up with our girlfriend/boyfriend a couple months ago, so we've recently started to get interested in eachother. This would be a "first date" kind of thing, and she's def. one to take things slow, so this is just a movie for us to hang out, not necessarilly "hook up."

She's a pretty normal 16-year-old girl. She doesn't watch sh!t like Laguna Beach, but a artsy indie flick wouldn't be something she'd like.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: SLCentral
Originally posted by: michaelpatrick33
Uhhh, what does she like and what is the nature of your relationship? Details and of course pics ;)

I have gone to a friend's house on Saturday night and she and I watched action movies because a massage was all she wanted (well maybe a little more)
I have gone over to a "friend's" house on Saturday night and she and I watched Titanic (plenty of time for facesuck as the ship goes down).

A good long romantic movie is the ticket if she is in to that. You won't be watching the movie anyway; you will be thinking about touching her hand or putting an arm around her or kissing her etc. etc. etc. Plotline? What plotline? Your only plotline is the button on her pants (Enter Mission Impossible music and you subtly reaching for button). Warning, self-control will self-destruct in five seconds. :music:

We've been friends for about a year or two, but we both just broke up with our girlfriend/boyfriend a couple months ago, so we've recently started to get interested in eachother. This would be a "first date" kind of thing, and she's def. one to take things slow, so this is just a movie for us to hang out, not necessarilly "hook up."

She's a pretty normal 16-year-old girl. She doesn't watch sh!t like Laguna Beach, but a artsy indie flick wouldn't be something she'd like.

never mind my advice doesn't apply to high school kids.
 

pinion9

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First you need to pick some music to listen to. I highly recommend Type O Negative's "Slow Hard and Deep" judging by the fact that she wants to take things slow.

Next, pick out a slightly scary movie so she cuddles with you. You may want to choose something she has never seen, and I'm pretty sure NetFlix has "Audition." It is a foreign film, but you will both like it.

At the end of the movie, tell her if she ever leaves you, you will have your own "audition" with her as the star. Say things to her like "I would kill myself for you. I would kill you for myself."

Chicks dig that type of stuff. Oh, also make sure to wear your best Slayter or Sepultura T-Shirt, but leave a teddy bear lying around for her to "find." She will think you have an inner child waiting to get out, when in reality, the child is more likely ground up in the freezer like your coffee.

Lastly, after kissing her, spit in her face and tell her she tastes like a filthy whore.
 

SLCentral

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Originally posted by: pinion9
First you need to pick some music to listen to. I highly recommend Type O Negative's "Slow Hard and Deep" judging by the fact that she wants to take things slow.

Next, pick out a slightly scary movie so she cuddles with you. You may want to choose something she has never seen, and I'm pretty sure NetFlix has "Audition." It is a foreign film, but you will both like it.

At the end of the movie, tell her if she ever leaves you, you will have your own "audition" with her as the star. Say things to her like "I would kill myself for you. I would kill you for myself."

Chicks dig that type of stuff. Oh, also make sure to wear your best Slayter or Sepultura T-Shirt, but leave a teddy bear lying around for her to "find." She will think you have an inner child waiting to get out, when in reality, the child is more likely ground up in the freezer like your coffee.

Lastly, after kissing her, spit in her face and tell her she tastes like a filthy whore.

Amazing advice. Gonna use it Saturday, thanks!!!!
 

pinion9

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Originally posted by: SLCentral
Amazing advice. Gonna use it Saturday, thanks!!!!

Hey, let me know how things go! Another thing you can try is biting her lip while kissing, and then forcefully sucking on the wound. CHICKS LOVE IT.