Silicone Caulk!
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? Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Silicone Caulk.
? Caution: Silicone Caulk may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
? Silicone Caulk Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
? Do not use Silicone Caulk on concrete.
Discontinue use of Silicone Caulk if any of the following occurs:
? Itching
? Vertigo
? Dizziness
? Tingling in extremities
? Loss of balance or coordination
? Slurred speech
? Temporary blindness
? Profuse sweating
? Heart palpitations
If Silicone Caulk begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Silicone Caulk may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Silicone Caulk should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Silicone Caulk, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Silicone Caulk include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Silicone Caulk has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Silicone Caulk.
Silicone Caulk comes with a lifetime guarantee.