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sciencetoy

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I was in the kitchen washing dishes, kind of humming/singing "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life", the only words I really know being the title phrase, so that every so often I would sing that.

From the other room I sort of hear talking, but I've got the water running so I can't hear, and I don't think anything about it.

Suddenly the wife rushes in, sobbing, Boo Hoo You Heartless Beast!!!!

Turns out she was reading aloud some horrible newspaper story and asking for my opinion, and then she'd hear me sing, "Always Look on The Bright Side . . ."

She should have known perfectly well that I couldn't hear her, duh. Another argument, all my fault, and I have no idea what she's talking about.
 
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LeeTJ

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Originally posted by: sciencetoy
I was in the kitchen washing dishes, kind of humming/singing "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life", the only words I really know being the title phrase, so that every so often I would sing that.

From the other room I sort of hear talking, but I've got the water running so I can't hear, and I don't think anything about it.

Suddenly the wife rushes in, sobbing, Boo Hoo You Heartless Beast!!!!

Turns out she was reading aloud some horrible newspaper story and asking for my opinion, and then she'd hear me sing, "Always Look on The Bright Side . . ."

She should have known perfectly well that I couldn't hear her, duh. Another argument, all my fault, and I have no idea what she's talking about.
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to quote wesly snipes "listen to the woman".
 
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Spac3d

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Originally posted by: sciencetoy
I was in the kitchen washing dishes, kind of humming/singing "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life", the only words I really know being the title phrase, so that every so often I would sing that.

From the other room I sort of hear talking, but I've got the water running so I can't hear, and I don't think anything about it.

Suddenly the wife rushes in, sobbing, Boo Hoo You Heartless Beast!!!!

Turns out she was reading aloud some horrible newspaper story and asking for my opinion, and then she'd hear me sing, "Always Look on The Bright Side . . ."

She should have known perfectly well that I couldn't hear her, duh. Another argument, all my fault, and I have no idea what she's talking about.
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lol, "you heartless beast"
 
Siddhartha

Siddhartha

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Oct 17, 1999
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Yeah, marriage it tough. Way too tough for me!

Edit: Remember the magic phrase for staying married: "Yes dear"
 
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NokiaDude

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Smelly house (unless you have a sexy french mistress . . I mean maid), and bad sex after 40. That's what I think it'll be. So that why I'll svae my money and go to where its Valentines Day everyday. . THE STRIP CLUB << OH YEAH!!!
 
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compudog

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My wife and I argue all the time. I go to the computer in the cellar, she stays on her PC in the kitchen. It works that way.
 
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Kenazo

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things are working pretty good for my wife and I. then again we seem to have been arguing more lately. must be the feb. blues.
 
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Jhill

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Wait until she is pissed at you because SHE had a dream that you are cheating!

That is when you know that there is no hope.
 
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