Somehow 'Being Left' or 'Being Liberal' has evolved into a perception.
In the 50's 'Being Left' was a direct reference to being either a member of the Communist Party,
or being a Piko Commie Sympathizer.
In the 30's & 40's 'Bring Right' meant Pro-Fascist Nazi war monger.
We didn't even call the Japanese 'Right" - what were they ? Moderates ?
McCarthy milked Communism to make a name for himself with sensationalism,
but really put a morbid and negative political connotation on 'Being Left'
Nixon also gained politically as the VP under Ike, with an Anti-Left standing.
Barry Goldwater ran as a staunch conservitive Anti-Left candidate using the slogan
"In your Heart - You Know He's Right" but lost to LBJ in '64, before involvement in 'Nam led to dissent.
Under LBJ, 'Nam involvement escalated, and before the '68 elections Johnson delcined to run for re-election.
Johnson had found that his advisers were feeding him false inteligence and felt betrayed and guilt.
Political unrest against involvement in 'Nam had risen to commanding a media coverage, it was news.
Nixon with an unknown running mate - Spiro Agnew took the Right & Conservative approach,
retracting their politics into a reach for the past.
'Dry' Humphrey, HHH himself with his pal Muskie (Isn't that a fish ?), ran against them.
R.F. Kennedy was assasinated, and the antigovernment feelings directed at the administration
marked the '68 Chicago Democratic convention, dooming the efforts of Humphrey, and with
their appeasment stance opened the door for the 'Liberal' label being stamped on those who
tried to reach an understanding with those anti-war demonstrators.
Nixon's machine even had working agents within the Democratic party then.
Nixon wins in a mudslide over a crippled exiting Administration, which looses more
credibility as the Lame Duck session oozes to an end.
Jane Fonda visits her old love interent in Hanoi, Ho-Chi, and reinforces the 'Left' concept.
As we blither our way through the end of the 60's into the early 70's, Nixon opens the door
to China, Peace talks begin in France - (There's the F word again), and Nixon
needs to be returned to the throne for another term. Enter Watergate.
Or break-in to Watergate, as it turns out. Nixon Machine involved up to the eyeballs
including the Teeth, Lips, and Gums himself.
Nixon wins by and even bigger mudslide in '72, and the McGovern & Shriver 'Liberals' are
sent running with their tails between their legs.
Didn't need to have played the dirty politics, but they couldn't resist - Nixon's agents got caught.
(Gump saw them - remember, they couldn't even hide from Gump !)
We make our orderly retreat from Viet Nam, calmly hanging off of helicopters,
and dumpiing Weaponry wherever we could, as the North Vietnamese peacfully
assulted from the North and analiated anyonre who had been associated with our presence.
Spinning began, and the next thing you know Agnews a Crook !
Spiro releases a blank book titled 'The Wit and Wisdom of Spiro Agnew' and resigns.
Smartest decision that man ever made in his life.
Nixon's head bobs upand down on the tide, and he becomes un-palatable.
He steps off and airplane, and quoting his running mate Spiro Agnew, declares, "I am not a Crook"
But we knew better, after all we had seen his lips move.
Gerald Ford signs a contract with Timex to wear their products on his head when he boards aircraft,
and is sworn in as the President of the United States, with Standard Oil acting as Vice President.
With the Viet Nam war machine no longer operating, suddenly there is no oil.
Not only is the Viet Nam war over, but the Gas Wars are over - GAS WON !
How in the hell can the biggest petrochemical consumer in the world, our war machine
quit consuming product and almost instantly the product be gone ?
Maybe it was profit margain, as fuel cost more than doubles.
And back come the Liberals, This time with the Amazing 50 Foot President.
Jimmy Carter, Nuclear Engineer by Day, Super Hero Candidate by night.
Ford Paired with 'Mr. Personality' Viagra Bob, and lost in a backlash election
where citizen distrust more than anything gave Carter the victory.
Jimmy was nice. Incomptent, but nice.
Probably the most honest man that had been president since Truman.
(But don't forget - Truman was supposed to be a crook, he just didn't play)
The Right Consetvatives followed the Star of Hollywood to a manger in California,
where wrapped in swaddling clothes the three wise men discovered Governor Ron.
Offering gifts of support, financing, and manipulation, soon Captain Ametica was
ready to lead this great nation on the path to righteousness, and do what was RIGHT !
Labeling Carters Liberal actions as not what America needed, they proceeded
with the Character Assassination as a pre-emptive strike, proving that he
had 'Lusted in his Heart' and was not a man to be trusted.
Liberal Carter quit supporting the Shah-Puppet in Iran, and did nothing to
prevent the release of the Ayatolla Kolhmeni from France.
(See - it's the French again, trained the Ayatolla to attack our intrests)
Student opposition to the Shah and American presence in Iran coincided
with the hostage taking at the American Embassy in Iran.
A bungled rescue attempt failled, and further complicated the situation.
Reagan Right win's the 1980 election, crushing the inept Carter campaign effort,
and we begin re-arming the biggest military in the world, it's right you know.
Whole bunch of discrepancies politically under Ronnie, Iran-Contra & Ollie,
Including the secret deal to release the Hostages from Iran, so it could coincide
with the coronation of King Ray-Gun, saviour of the West.
Everybody's favorie Uncle Newt Gingrich invents the "Contract on America"
a strategic plan to take over the Government from the Citizens of the United States.
Using the uncanny ability of a Politian to jump through whatever hoop is necessary
to gain access to an untold wealth of campain funds, all of a sudden a cluster-screw
of Democrats dash to the trough and are babtized as Borne-Again Republicans.
The best Government that Money can Buy, They have the receipts to prove it.
How does a candidate, take a $ 100,000 dollar a year job, and 4 years later have a stake
of multi-millions, with a verifiable income totaling between $ 400,000 to $ 600,000.
I'd have to pick up a lot of options to match that, how about you ?
Anyway, to take a boring read, and keep it going -
The Nixon machine takes it's hand out of the Reagan Puppet,
and puts in into the Bush Puppet, which works fine for a while.
Ronnie Puppet had armed our designated Dictator for our Proxie War with Iran,
but Sad-Sack didn't follow up on the details for the pipeline to Jordan that was to be built,
because he wouldn't agree to let Israel have a percentage.
He also felt pretty cockey, as he had so many of the weapons that we sold him,
and everybody knows how good the 'Made in USA' weapons were.
He was ready to fight World War One all over again. He had the strategy
of World War Two, the best weapons of the 60's and 70's from both side,
Soviet AND U.S., and thought Kuwait was his trailer park to annex.
But we had weapons of the 80's, and Big Hair to prove it.
Mashed him flat.
Came back to celebrate, and forgot to take care of our people and economy
Clinton took off his snake-suit, and became an international diplomat,
kissing and wiping whatever and wherever he could. He became THE Liberal.
Right wing conservative radio and television did everthing that they could
to target and discredit Captain Clinton - the Clean, but even he couldn't
evade Bill's evil twin - Penis. And he caught fire and fell to earth.
The Nixon Machine, or at least the Dregs of it, had discovered Saint George
the Dubya-tenth, and so began the Restoration of the Dynasty.
But now the 'Right' thinks that they are above reproach, and their
destiny lies in doing Gods will for the Good of America.
And those damn left-wing troublemaking liberals just better
get out of the way or we'll bomb them next, before France.
Whooa, that was an effort.
Anyone for Spell-Check ?