I'll go first....
1. If they say they treat their employees like family, RUN, because you can BEAT your family and they will still be expected to work. Employees have RIGHTS!
2. Burning a bridge as you leave is easier than having to go back and kill them later.
3. No matter how good looking someone is,... somewhere, someone is sick and tired of their $h1t.
4. If it's got tits, tires or a terminal, it's going to give you trouble, probably when you least want it to happen.
5. Take care of your pet, they won't be leaving you for some hot young thing, or needing a new car.
6. Truth is stranger and easier to remember than fiction. More fun too.
7. If the guy asking can get it without endangering his life or anyone else's, give him a buck or whatever you can, because there, but for the grace of God, go you.
8. Tomorrow is not here, nor is it guaranteed. Live today with that in mind.
9. There are CHOICES and there are DECISIONS. Lean to know the difference.
9a. Pick your Battles. Not every comment made to you requires a response, sometimes it's best to let somethings just sit there, like the turd that they are.
10. IN God we trust, all others pay cash.
11. Three can keep a secret if two are dead.
12. Always run videotape of groupies on the tour bus. Pictures being worth a thousand words, and all that might say for one in a court of law.......
13. Get high / drink / do the acid / do the 'shrooms / do the blow AFTER SEX. AFTER , AFTER AFTER. REMEMBER THIS. Tatto this on you somewhere...... You know why......
1. If they say they treat their employees like family, RUN, because you can BEAT your family and they will still be expected to work. Employees have RIGHTS!
2. Burning a bridge as you leave is easier than having to go back and kill them later.
3. No matter how good looking someone is,... somewhere, someone is sick and tired of their $h1t.
4. If it's got tits, tires or a terminal, it's going to give you trouble, probably when you least want it to happen.
5. Take care of your pet, they won't be leaving you for some hot young thing, or needing a new car.
6. Truth is stranger and easier to remember than fiction. More fun too.
7. If the guy asking can get it without endangering his life or anyone else's, give him a buck or whatever you can, because there, but for the grace of God, go you.
8. Tomorrow is not here, nor is it guaranteed. Live today with that in mind.
9. There are CHOICES and there are DECISIONS. Lean to know the difference.
9a. Pick your Battles. Not every comment made to you requires a response, sometimes it's best to let somethings just sit there, like the turd that they are.
10. IN God we trust, all others pay cash.
11. Three can keep a secret if two are dead.
12. Always run videotape of groupies on the tour bus. Pictures being worth a thousand words, and all that might say for one in a court of law.......
13. Get high / drink / do the acid / do the 'shrooms / do the blow AFTER SEX. AFTER , AFTER AFTER. REMEMBER THIS. Tatto this on you somewhere...... You know why......
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