what level of hell you going to?

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nmcglennon

Golden Member
Jul 19, 2002
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Level 2 ... party with Helen of Troy and Cleopatra

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Heh heh alllllriiiight.
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Wuffsunie

Platinum Member
May 4, 2002
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This is a repost from a few months back, but what the heck.

I think I'm more evil this time around. No real surprise to me, I ended up in the Seventh Level of Hell.

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
 

Nebor

Lifer
Jun 24, 2003
29,582
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Anybody else end up on level 7 for their same sex relationships? Because I figure as long as we're in hell, they can't do much more to us, so why not get down? :p
 

bradruth

Lifer
Aug 9, 2002
13,479
2
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Originally posted by: Nebor
Anybody else end up on level 7 for their same sex relationships? Because I figure as long as we're in hell, they can't do much more to us, so why not get down? :p

What if they cut off your johnson?
 

Nebor

Lifer
Jun 24, 2003
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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Nebor
Anybody else end up on level 7 for their same sex relationships? Because I figure as long as we're in hell, they can't do much more to us, so why not get down? :p

What if they cut off your johnson?

... I'll have to hope they didn't cut off everyone elses. :eek:
 

NikPreviousAcct

No Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
52,763
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Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
 

BurnItDwn

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
26,353
1,862
126
Level 5. It better have a damn elevator, because I am too lazy to go down 5 flights of stairs.
 

Nebor

Lifer
Jun 24, 2003
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Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Hahaha, you got molested.
 

bradruth

Lifer
Aug 9, 2002
13,479
2
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Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Nebor
Anybody else end up on level 7 for their same sex relationships? Because I figure as long as we're in hell, they can't do much more to us, so why not get down? :p

What if they cut off your johnson?

... I'll have to hope they didn't cut off everyone elses. :eek:

So you're more of a catcher than a pitcher? :Q
 

johnjbruin

Diamond Member
Jul 17, 2001
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
 

Nebor

Lifer
Jun 24, 2003
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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Nebor
Anybody else end up on level 7 for their same sex relationships? Because I figure as long as we're in hell, they can't do much more to us, so why not get down? :p

What if they cut off your johnson?

... I'll have to hope they didn't cut off everyone elses. :eek:

So you're more of a catcher than a pitcher? :Q

I play both positions. And occasionally I'm a switch hitter. :Q :p
 

Chaotic42

Lifer
Jun 15, 2001
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low
 

Nebor

Lifer
Jun 24, 2003
29,582
12
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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
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Man, my place sounds WAY cooler than yours. Richard Simmons is gonna be in your place.