what kind of sicko leaves blood in a sink at work???

[herrjimbo]

when i hear people leave without washing their hands, i want to find out who it was and kick them in the face

so i always wait before leaving the stall so i CANT see who it was

that way i don't get myself fired and arrested

I don't always wash after taking a piss because I don't piss on my hands and my dick is clean.

And I would relish the chance to see if you could kick me in the face you fucking retard.
Go seek some help before you get yourself in a whole lot of trouble.

 

[brianmanahan]

I don't always wash after taking a piss because I don't piss on my hands and my d**k is clean.

newsflash: no it is NOT clean, you sicko.

And I would relish the chance to see if you could kick me in the face you f***ing retard.
Go seek some help before you get yourself in a whole lot of trouble.

i would take you down harder than that test you just flunked

 

[SirStev0]

What kinda sicko sees blood everywhere and think "what an asshole" instead of "Holy shit there's blood everywhere, hope that person's not dead or bleeding out somewhere.

 

[brianmanahan]

it's just common decency

plus we work in an office so the only way someone could be bleeding is if they did something stupid like stabbed themselves with scissors

 

[herrjimbo]

newsflash: no it is NOT clean, you sicko.



i would take you down harder than that test you just flunked

Ah yes, the courage of the internet.

When you start a thread like this you should expect a certain type of response.
But then, I guess that's why you do.

 

[brianmanahan]

When you start a thread like this you should expect a certain type of response.

i did not expect someone to think that his weewee is clean

that just indicates a complete lack of common decency

 

[herrjimbo]

i did not expect someone to think that his weewee is clean

Why not? It's as clean as any other part of my anatomy. With exception of the bunghole that is.

 

[WelshBloke]

Ah yes, the courage of the internet.

Nah.

Brian would kick your arse.

Then write a pome about it.

 

[herrjimbo]

Nah.

Brian would kick your arse.

Then write a pome about it.

No one will ever know one way or another.

 

[WelshBloke]

No one will ever know one way or another.

We know.

 

[brianmanahan]

Why not? It's as clean as any other part of my anatomy.

i'm just appalled by this

but i guess the guys who don't wash at work probably have the same misguided worldview

 

[herrjimbo]

We know.

Ok then.

 

[brianmanahan]

Nah.

Brian would kick your a**e.

Then write a pome about it.

jimbo rhymes with... limbo, bimbo, akimbo

yeah i think it's doable!

 

[WelshBloke]

Ok then.

And don't you forget Mr Stinky fingers.

jimbo rhymes with... limbo, bimbo, akimbo

yeah i think it's doable!

Go on. Sic him Brian.

 

[RossMAN]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/urinal

 

[CZroe]

love the idiots that think they're too good to piss in the urinal then make a mess of the toilet.

I think that's a touch of bladder shyness, which is a real condition.

 

[CZroe]

Why not? It's as clean as any other part of my anatomy. With exception of the bunghole that is.

Is that why crotches and feet are known for fungus and bacteria?

You have warm skin on skin damp with perspiration and no ventilation. It's a recipe for MRSA and other skin infections.

There are many crotch-specific communicable diseases including herpes, crabs, and genital warts.

 

[Fayd]

Well thank you for the education. I thought that being directly exposed to blood from a person with AIDS or HIV, could be a way to contract it.

blood to blood contact.

 

[Mai72]

Someone left a shirt covered with poo in a parking lot.

Why? Because most people are animals.

 

[Schfifty Five]

What?

Weird I know, but just today, one of the urinals at my work had f'n tea leaves. WTF indeed!

 

[biostud]

Maybe someone with a serious paper cut?

 

[WelshBloke]

Is that why crotches and feet are known for fungus and bacteria?

You have warm skin on skin damp with perspiration and no ventilation. It's a recipe for MRSA and other skin infections.

There are many crotch-specific communicable diseases including herpes, crabs, and genital warts.

Yep. We specifically take nasal and groin swabs to test for MRSA on all new admissions to our ward.

 

[pcgeek11]

i'm just appalled by this

but i guess the guys who don't wash at work probably have the same misguided worldview

I think that the mouth is the germiest part of the human body. As far as facts go anyway.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Just went to the restroom here at work. Urinal I go to has some chewed gum in there. WTF man, there are literally 2 trashcans right by the door. How f'n stupid or lazy do you have to be to spit it in the urinal?

 

[amdhunter]

...and to top it off i didn't realize it until i had already touched the sink handle, so i am really REALLY hoping that i can't get AIDS from this.

I don't want to scare you but yes, you can catch AIDS like that. AIDS can survive and thrive on wet surfaces. Human skin is also extremely permeable when in contact with infected blood, and absorbs AIDS at a rate of 100,000,000,000 parts per only 1 micron of space.

In other words, go see a doctor this second and start treatment. You'll be able to live a long healthy life if you start treatment today - in other words, you can enjoy your AIDS if you catch it early enough.