What kind of sick bastard steals a trash can?

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Dude sorry to hear that. My prayers are with you.

DUDE. ENOUGH WITH THE PSEUDO-JESUS THING. IT IS NO LONGER FUNNY. I WILL FIND YOU AND BREAK A FROZEN PIZZA OFF IN YOUR BUTT IF YOU PERSIST IN YOUR INSOLENCE.

issues...where you a catholic priest in your before life?

SILENCE!! I HAVE TIME, PATIENCE, AND VAST STORES OF LEATHER CHAPS. YOU ARE NEXT.

Edited your misspellings for you, Fausto1

HOW DARE YOU PRESUME TO KNOW THE MIND OF THE ALL-POWERFUL AVENGING FAUSTO. PEPPERONI OR MUSHROOMS, PLEBEIAN?

Pepperoni, hah! The way I hear it (from Lord Maul), you're flattering yourself comparing you to the average sized piece of mushroom put on a pizza.

YOUR MOMMA BEGS TO DIFFER.

 

[Turin39789]

is this going to be thin or thick crust?>

Perhaps Deep Dish

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Turin39789
is this going to be thing or thick crust?>

Perhaps Deep Dish

The thick crust only exists in Fausto's thongs!

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Turin39789
is this going to be thing or thick crust?>

Perhaps Deep Dish

The thick crust only exists in Fausto's thongs!

<shudder>

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Dude sorry to hear that. My prayers are with you.

DUDE. ENOUGH WITH THE PSEUDO-JESUS THING. IT IS NO LONGER FUNNY. I WILL FIND YOU AND BREAK A FROZEN PIZZA OFF IN YOUR BUTT IF YOU PERSIST IN YOUR INSOLENCE.

issues...where you a catholic priest in your before life?

SILENCE!! I HAVE TIME, PATIENCE, AND VAST STORES OF LEATHER CHAPS. YOU ARE NEXT.

Edited your misspellings for you, Fausto1

HOW DARE YOU PRESUME TO KNOW THE MIND OF THE ALL-POWERFUL AVENGING FAUSTO. PEPPERONI OR MUSHROOMS, PLEBEIAN?

Pepperoni, hah! The way I hear it (from Lord Maul), you're flattering yourself comparing you to the average sized piece of mushroom put on a pizza.

YOUR MOMMA BEGS TO DIFFER.

And yours begs for quarters in front of Piggly Wiggly....

Seriously though, trashman probably dropped the whole can in by accident said phuck it I'm not getting it back out.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Fausto
SILENCE!! I HAVE TIME, PATIENCE, AND VAST STORES OF LEATHER CHAPS. YOU ARE NEXT.

Edited your misspellings for you, Fausto1

HOW DARE YOU PRESUME TO KNOW THE MIND OF THE ALL-POWERFUL AVENGING FAUSTO. PEPPERONI OR MUSHROOMS, PLEBEIAN?

Pepperoni, hah! The way I hear it (from Lord Maul), you're flattering yourself comparing you to the average sized piece of mushroom put on a pizza.

YOUR MOMMA BEGS TO DIFFER.

Yeah, she says it was more like "a small raisin", but I told her that night that you were running around in a clown suit, minus pants and underwear and wearing those chaps of yours, it was fairly cold out and, besides, Michael Jackson had just let you change out of the school boy uniform, so I thought I'd give you the benefit of the doubt.

 

[SeaSerpent]

Well we all know it wasnt me, because if it was, I would dump all your trash on your lawn.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Fausto
SILENCE!! I HAVE TIME, PATIENCE, AND VAST STORES OF LEATHER CHAPS. YOU ARE NEXT.

Edited your misspellings for you, Fausto1

HOW DARE YOU PRESUME TO KNOW THE MIND OF THE ALL-POWERFUL AVENGING FAUSTO. PEPPERONI OR MUSHROOMS, PLEBEIAN?

Pepperoni, hah! The way I hear it (from Lord Maul), you're flattering yourself comparing you to the average sized piece of mushroom put on a pizza.

YOUR MOMMA BEGS TO DIFFER.

Yeah, she says it was more like "a small raisin", but I told her that night that you were running around in a clown suit, minus pants and underwear and wearing those chaps of yours, it was fairly cold out and, besides, Michael Jackson had just let you change out of the school boy uniform, so I thought I'd give you the benefit of the doubt.

THERE MAY HAVE BEEN SHRINKAGE.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: love1u0
Well we all know it wasnt me, because if it was, I would dump all your trash on your lawn.

Aww big tough guy. :heart:

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mookow
Pepperoni, hah! The way I hear it (from Lord Maul), you're flattering yourself comparing you to the average sized piece of mushroom put on a pizza.

YOUR MOMMA BEGS TO DIFFER.

Yeah, she says it was more like "a small raisin", but I told her that night that you were running around in a clown suit, minus pants and underwear and wearing those chaps of yours, it was fairly cold out and, besides, Michael Jackson had just let you change out of the school boy uniform, so I thought I'd give you the benefit of the doubt.

THERE MAY HAVE BEEN SHRINKAGE.

Well, I think that fact that you cannot unequivocally state that there was shrinkage after being described as like "a small raisin"... Would you have been certain there was shrinkage if the description was "hung like a Tic-Tac immersed in ice water for an hour", or is that also too close to call?

 

[FrOsTxxbYtE]

i would just like to pay my repects....

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mookow
Pepperoni, hah! The way I hear it (from Lord Maul), you're flattering yourself comparing you to the average sized piece of mushroom put on a pizza.

YOUR MOMMA BEGS TO DIFFER.

Yeah, she says it was more like "a small raisin", but I told her that night that you were running around in a clown suit, minus pants and underwear and wearing those chaps of yours, it was fairly cold out and, besides, Michael Jackson had just let you change out of the school boy uniform, so I thought I'd give you the benefit of the doubt.

THERE MAY HAVE BEEN SHRINKAGE.

Well, I think that fact that you cannot unequivocally state that there was shrinkage after being described as like "a small raisin"... Would you have been certain there was shrinkage if the description was "hung like a Tic-Tac immersed in ice water for an hour", or is that also too close to call?

MEAT-LOVER'S SPECIAL FOR YOU, BIOTCH.

 

Was it a windy day? I don't put my trash in cans if I can help it...it's bags on the curb, since cans have a tendency to roll away.

 

[spaceman]

are you certain it wasnt just dragged by a passer by?
rural road, a couple bored teenagers...a trashcan to be dragged.

i used to do it with road cones and those reflective barrels back in the day.

 

[brtspears2]

All this talk of a lost trash can reminds me King of the Hill, where one of those guys got a new trash can, the trash truck comes and then the can gets tossed away with the trash.

 

[Pocatello]

Probably some bored teenagers took it. Bored teenagers are the most dangerous people I know of, around my neighborhood anyway

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mookow
Well, I think that fact that you cannot unequivocally state that there was shrinkage after being described as like "a small raisin"... Would you have been certain there was shrinkage if the description was "hung like a Tic-Tac immersed in ice water for an hour", or is that also too close to call?

MEAT-LOVER'S SPECIAL FOR YOU, BIOTCH.

Well, at least its not the protein lover's pizza that you eat