What kind of pickup lines do you guys use?

[MX2]

Originally posted by: quasarsky
when i see pics of u i think of a wishing well
cause i wanna throw all my change in and wish for someone as fine as u

😕😕😕

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: quasarsky
when i see pics of u i think of a wishing well
cause i wanna throw all my change in and wish for someone as fine as u

😕😕😕

seems like he needs more work on his pick up lines lol

 

[Apex]

Originally posted by: Shelly21

Originally posted by: MX2times
Are those spacepants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.

This might work, if you say it like you're trying to use the worst pickup line ever. Perhaps follow up with someting to make me laugh.

Is your father a pirate? Then how come you have such a sunken chest?

 

[bluewall21]

"I see you are wearing pants. I too wear pants, on occasion."

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: quasarsky
when i see pics of u i think of a wishing well
cause i wanna throw all my change in and wish for someone as fine as u

😕😕😕

seems like he needs more work on his pick up lines lol

maybe you shouldn't be as jealous 😉

a girl told me that was one she never heard before. and she said that was rare. but i thoguht she meant that was rape at first

😕

 

[compnovice]

Originally posted by: quasarsky

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: quasarsky
when i see pics of u i think of a wishing well
cause i wanna throw all my change in and wish for someone as fine as u

😕😕😕

seems like he needs more work on his pick up lines lol

maybe you shouldn't be as jealous 😉

a girl told me that was one she never heard before. and she said that was rare. but i thoguht she meant that was rape at first

😕

😕

 

[Aztech]

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: quasarsky
when i see pics of u i think of a wishing well
cause i wanna throw all my change in and wish for someone as fine as u

😕😕😕

You can say that again. If that works, it probably means you didn't have to say anything at all. 🙂

 

[Aztech]

There's been at least one other cheesy lines thread on here. Great laughs. I gotta look it up sometime. These and the fat mama jokes are my favorites.

 

[doze]

I just lost my phone number, can I have yours?

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: Aztech

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: quasarsky
when i see pics of u i think of a wishing well
cause i wanna throw all my change in and wish for someone as fine as u

😕😕😕

You can say that again. If that works, it probably means you didn't have to say anything at all. 🙂

huh 😕

i don't get it

 

[compnovice]

Originally posted by: Aztech
There's been at least one other cheesy lines thread on here. Great laughs. I gotta look it up sometime. These and the fat mama jokes are my favorites.

Here.... ha ha some are funny

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...hreadid=1013811&enterthread=y&arctab=y

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...hreadid=1592606&enterthread=y&arctab=y

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...threadid=805564&enterthread=y&arctab=y

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...hreadid=1123477&enterthread=y&arctab=y

 

[Shelly21]

Originally posted by: Apex

Originally posted by: Shelly21

Originally posted by: MX2times
Are those spacepants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.

This might work, if you say it like you're trying to use the worst pickup line ever. Perhaps follow up with someting to make me laugh.

Is your father a pirate? Then how come you have such a sunken chest?

lol, that'd work on me because that's funny.

 

[lightweight]

you sure do have a pretty mouth

 

[LuNoTiCK]

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: daveymark
Hi, I'm daveymark.

If I'm feeling extremely chipper, I'll ask her about a braclet or necklace she has. If she's a 9.5 or 10, I'll neg her about her hair or her nails

another pickup artist.... *wink* *nod* knowingly.....

life is such a mystery.

 

[lightweight]

Originally posted by: LuNoTiCK

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: daveymark
Hi, I'm daveymark.

If I'm feeling extremely chipper, I'll ask her about a braclet or necklace she has. If she's a 9.5 or 10, I'll neg her about her hair or her nails

another pickup artist.... *wink* *nod* knowingly.....

life is such a mystery.

I've read some of the RSD, FastSeduction, DyD stuff. I tried the fake nail neg-hit and it always comes out wrong. The girl just doesn't get it that I'm busting on her. It's too subtle. I have a girlfriend or else I'd love to go out and practice.

 

[thereds]

Do pickup lines actually work?

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: TitanDiddly
Nice shoes. Want to engage in a monogamous relationship?

:laugh: I think the reason I laughed so hard is because I clicked this link under the assumption that the first thing I'd do would be to reply with "Nice shoes, wanna fvck?"

 

[JDrake]

One of the best pickups I've used is
"Hi, are you friendly?"
They will obviously say yes.. you then start a conversation and they are obligated to be friendly 😛

 

[MrCodeDude]

"Hi, I'm MrCodeDude." This almost always guarantees sex.

 

[FrustratedUser]

'Enjoy your youth. Once it's gone it's never coming back.'


I didn't get slapped using that one. 😉

 

[zanieladie]

Originally posted by: Shelly21

Originally posted by: MX2times
Are those spacepants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.

This might work, if you say it like you're trying to use the worst pickup line ever. Perhaps follow up with someting to make me laugh.

ROFL @ that line.

P.S. There's now a thread about the worst pick-up lines used.
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1878739&enterthread=y

 

[sponge008]

My tastes in footwear concur with yours. Would you care to engage in fornicative activity? (only works at Ivy League/MIT etc 😉)