What kind of gift would make a girl cry?

[Hoeboy]

Okay the occassion is of course X-mas. Nothing has happened yet and the girl might move to another country forever. What suggestions would you guys have that would leave such a impact that she would break out in tears? I'm gearing something cheap of course. Plus materialistic things won't do much. If she breaks out in tears over a pearl necklace then she's a chickenhead. I'm thinking something that shows A LOT of effort and sincerity as well as devotion considering a lot of guys jerked her in the past.

I was thinking of making a 1,000 stars for her and putting it in a jar and asking her to make a wish. But I already gave her a goodluck charm made of stars. I might be overdoing the star thing. I was also thinking of getting some fireflies and have her open it just like in the movies for emotional effect. But I don't think I can find any during the winter season here in Cali.

I'm stumped. Let's put our minds together

 

[toph99]

a diamond ring?

 

[Viper GTS]

If your only goal is to play with her emotions I hope you fall flat on your face.

If you want to give her something meaningful, for no other reason than the fact that you love her...

Then maybe we can talk.

Viper GTS

 

[blurredvision]

I'm assuming you want the tears to be tears of joy and not sadness, right??

Get something with dolphins. Girls seem to love dolphins a lot.

If it's tears of sadness, get a box, sh!t in it, and wrap it up. That should make her cry.....j/k!!

 

[Electric Amish]

Viper- Nice Sig!

It all depends on the seriousness of the relationship.

Could be as easy as a simple, sappy card, especially if you can hit here right around her "time of the month"

amish

 

[StageLeft]

If you want to make her cry go and have sex with another woman, take a picture of it, then give this to your girlfriend in a card and say "Merry Xmas".

Really though? I wouldn't make it too corny...I don't know how old you were but the last thing you want her to think is that its crazy cheesy and she wants to cry from the feeling of nausea.

 

[Viper GTS]

Cards are good, especially if you buy a blank one & write it yourself. I've made Sarah cry several times with just a card, nothing else.

Amish...

I'm glad somebody finally noticed it...



Viper GTS

 

[Hoeboy]

lol. come on guys. this is serious. i want to make her cry out of happiness and joy of course. from the day that i've met her, i felt like i've known her for so long. i know she deserves a lot more than life has given her and i want that chance to make her happy. now i'm gettin all mushy and corny. damn u guys.

btw Viper, let's talk

 

[purplehayes]

<< What kind of gift would make a girl cry? >>



How about a big box of sliced onions?

Sorry, I'm married now and I don't need to get all mushy anymore. j/k

PH

 

[CaseTragedy]

If you guys are that serious...she'll cry no matter what--even if you gave her nothing.

But if you really need to give her something--write something meaningful.

 

[toph99]

or do like i did and make her a web page. made my girlfriend cry(i don't know if it was because she thought it was sweet or because of the awful job i did on it ). then again it's not like i can send her a card...

 

[StageLeft]

PH is right hehe

 

[CaseTragedy]

<< i want to make her cry out of happiness and joy of course. from the day that i've met her, i felt like i've known her for so long. i know she deserves a lot more than life has given her and i want that chance to make her happy. now i'm gettin all mushy and corny. damn u guys. >>



You sound serious enough--now use those feelings to write something sincere.
Then spend a little money to get a forget-me-not ring...

 

[Hoeboy]

I already made her a card from scratch Cost me 20 bux and 5 hrs to make one stinking card. Now I understand why Hallmark exist.

 

[Windogg]

I once pulled up to her dorm room in my truck and climbed out of the sunroof and got of the roof. I shouted until she opened her window. Then I did a half-assed job of singing to Three Tenors while holding a lot of flowers. She was in tears. I'm still tring to figure out whether it was the &quot;from the heart&quot; nature of the whole episode or my really bad singing.

Windogg

 

[Electric Amish]

Ok, here we go off the cuff....

Give her a single rose with a card.

In the card write:

As you hold this rose in your hand, so to do you hold my heart. It is yours to do with as you wish.

or how about...

When I saw this rose, I declared it's beauty to be above all else. Now,
in the presence of your beauty, it seems a withered, dying, thing; ashamed at it's meager attempts to mimick such beauty as you posess.


Huh?? Ladies???

Feel free to copy at will.

amish

 

[Viper GTS]

btw Viper, let's talk

Not much to talk about, really... You seem reasonably capable of putting what you're thinking into words, just start writing. It will come to you as you write.

Viper GTS

 

[GroundOO]

a dead puppy

oh wait, that made me sound like a sick sadistic bastard, a live one then? They're cheap (if you steal 'em.) Unless she's alergic to their hair; then you could shave it and spray it with some anti-allergy stuff...like Windex. Yep, those glossy naked puppies get them every time.


Chris

 

[raptor13]

Hot damn Amish! I think you may be on to something.... I'm writing those down for future use!

 

[Hoeboy]

lol. amish, btw i'm only 20. still too young to get gettin all casanova. we hang out a lot in the past few weeks since i've met her and from the start she knows i'm interested. at the beginning she told me she would never date an asian guy cuz of bad past experience. and since then i've been trying to show her i'm no typical asian guy. i think i've accomplished that since the other night she finally admit i'm different from other asian guys. but i never really brought up that question of wanting to be with her since the first time i did ask. we have been doing a lot of things that hint towards a possible relationship and she did seem to hint quite a few positive things. yet since the first time she rejected me, i dont know if i should open my heart open to her again fearing i might get shot down twice in a row by the same girl.

people say if you can't be together then you can at least be good friends. but wen u really really really like someone, can you honestly be willing to settle for friendship? u'll just be lying to yourself and holding back your feelings.

now i'm gonna go to my corner and cry. unless u guys give me good ideas

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

<< What kind of gift would make a girl cry? >>



A sliced onion in a nice velvet box.

<Edit>

Schiet, purplehayes beat me to it.

 

[yakko]

If you really want to to make her cry get her.........




































































pregnant.

 

[smartt]

Give her pots and pans, that'll make her cry!

 

[Yeeny]

When I saw this rose, I declared it's beauty to be above all else. Now, in the presence of your beauty, it seems a withered, dying, thing; ashamed at it's meager attempts to mimick such beauty as you posess.



All I can say to that is: Sigh.......

Amish, I nominate you for Romantic Leader of Off Topic after that post.

 

[Pretender]

Just tell her you're the father.


(edit)I meant that in the best possible way.(/edit)