What kind of crazy nightmares have you had recently?

MJinZ

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Keep it interesting, no mundane cookie cutter Monsters and Ghosts and stuff.:sneaky:

I've had a few recently:

1) Dreamt I was going bald - it was very unnerving :ninja:

2) Dreamt I cut my nails too often and short and I had no more nails left. D:

3) And fairly often recurring ones where I missed classes, credits, or something big that caused serious grade loss. :'( I wake up happy that I'm not in HS/College anymore.
 

Regs

Lifer
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I had a sit down with the CEO of my company and started talking about business and layoffs and how we were destroying peoples lives.
 

MrPickins

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I dreamt that I killed a guy and had to cover it up. It was so vivid that I woke up convinced that I was a murderer.
 

Farang

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I usually don't remember my dreams this vividly, but this one freaked me out because I was about to do something very dangerous the next day. So I wrote it down after it happened.

Had a dream last night. I was riding my bike to Jim’s [my brother] house through a street that was 1st Ave in Belltown [Seattle] and ended at around K St and Division in Tacoma. Street was maybe a mile long but that describes the scenery.

Its evening time and I stopped at a convenience store to get something. Next to me a lady on her bike bumps into a guy on his bike and immediately gives him a roundhouse kick to the face as retaliation. This woman has a kid of about 9 year old.

Soon after leaving the store, its night. People are still about. Riding my bike through the city, I come across a large, black, rabid dog. Scraggly hair, barking and threatening. It confronts me but then is distracted by a man on the sidewalk. It grabs him by the neck and tosses him like a rag doll. The man covers his face and head but begins to be chewed apart by the dog.

Before he is killed, I start yelling at the dog to distract it and get it to come after me. I’m on a bicycle, I reason, so the dog won’t actually catch me but I can get it away from killing this guy. The distraction works but I’m not able to get away from the black dog.
Now that the dog has outrun me, I try some reverse psychology or something on it. It becomes a talking dog. I forget exactly what I do but its stuff like ‘I’m gonna fuck you up, meet me down the road motherfucker’ when I know Jim’s house is nearby and that’s my goal is to get there. It works, by this point the talking dog has taken the personality of a very drunk homeless person, and he cracks open a tallcan and says in slurred speech he will come back for me.

I forget how it happened but my injury from this encounter is something with my wisdom tooth in the back bottom right of my mouth. Or the gum area there, since the tooth is gone. I have to cut something out.

I get to Jim's house and go inside (it looks nothing like Jim’s real house but is still a house I’m able to walk into and a lot of people obviously live in, but none of them seem to be home). Its late at night and he’s not there, probably sleeping. I wait until morning to call a dentist.

At this point the dream becomes somewhat disjointed. Basically everyone in my family comes over while I wait to make an appointment with the dentist. They all ask me what happened, but the only words I’m able to get across to them is ‘rabid dog’ and they start asking me questions and shouting me down and it seems like no matter how much I yell nobody can hear me. I think I barely get across that I brought the attention from the dog upon myself. At first I’m modest and don’t mention that I probably saved someone’s life by distracting the dog, that’s why it came after me, but once my family becomes more accusatory (‘You shouldn’t be doing that,’ ‘That is really stupid,’ etc.) I start really yelling over the top of them that it was to save a guy’s life. This is when I really feel like I’m yelling but silent at the same time and they aren’t hearing a word of what I say.
Its Sunday and the dentists aren’t open. Mom calls grandpa [retired doctor] who hooks up a Sunday appointment. I wake up somewhere around here.
 

AMCRambler

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Usually I don't remember mine, I just wake up scared shitless. Well last week I had a friggin' doozie and I remembered it all. It was nucking futz. Are you ready for this?

So it starts off my wife and I are living in one of those McMansions that are so popular lately. 3500 sq ft with only two people living in it type of houses. Huge waste. We end up hosting a dinner party and we invite Brad Pitt, Julianne Moore and whoever Julianne Moore's husband is(I have no idea how we know them or why they would come). Brad Pitt is dressed up like that fitness nut character he played in that movie "Burn After Reading". Julianne Moore looks like Julianne Moore and her husband I don't even remember.

So all through dinner Julianne Moore is bitching about hubby not satisfying her. Not outright but like veiled little jabs which everyone is picking up on. Brad Fitness Man Pitt is giving her bedroom eyes all through dinner. Once dinner is over and Pitt asks Julianne Moore if she wants to go for a bike ride. I'm like "Oh boy I better go with to make sure they don't cuckold poor Mr. Moore."

Ok now it's dark out, Brad Pitt, Ms. Moore and I are all on bikes riding around the neighborhood. All of a sudden those two idiots jump off the bikes run out into somebody's front yard and just start going at it doggy style. They don't even care I'm right there telling them to stop before the cops show up. She's screaming "Give it to me Brad!" the whole time.

At this point my alarm goes off and I wake up still feeling panicked. I finally snap back to reality and I'm like, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?
 

xSauronx

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that i took up smoking...the last few weeks ive been toking a bit more, since i was between school semesters and just wanted to relax while i had the chance. i dislike smoking as an act, though several friends some cigarettes....the nightmare was that i was smoking with them, instead of toking

:-/
 

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Lifer
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that i took up smoking...the last few weeks ive been toking a bit more, since i was between school semesters and just wanted to relax while i had the chance. i dislike smoking as an act, though several friends some cigarettes....the nightmare was that i was smoking with them, instead of toking

:-/

I quit over 2 years ago and have the same dreams.
 

Terzo

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I can't really remember the last time I had a nightmare. I generally don't remember my dreams either, but when I do they're of the "wtf" variety.
 

MJinZ

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Usually I don't remember mine, I just wake up scared shitless. Well last week I had a friggin' doozie and I remembered it all. It was nucking futz. Are you ready for this?

So it starts off my wife and I are living in one of those McMansions that are so popular lately. 3500 sq ft with only two people living in it type of houses. Huge waste. We end up hosting a dinner party and we invite Brad Pitt, Julianne Moore and whoever Julianne Moore's husband is(I have no idea how we know them or why they would come). Brad Pitt is dressed up like that fitness nut character he played in that movie "Burn After Reading". Julianne Moore looks like Julianne Moore and her husband I don't even remember.

So all through dinner Julianne Moore is bitching about hubby not satisfying her. Not outright but like veiled little jabs which everyone is picking up on. Brad Fitness Man Pitt is giving her bedroom eyes all through dinner. Once dinner is over and Pitt asks Julianne Moore if she wants to go for a bike ride. I'm like "Oh boy I better go with to make sure they don't cuckold poor Mr. Moore."

Ok now it's dark out, Brad Pitt, Ms. Moore and I are all on bikes riding around the neighborhood. All of a sudden those two idiots jump off the bikes run out into somebody's front yard and just start going at it doggy style. They don't even care I'm right there telling them to stop before the cops show up. She's screaming "Give it to me Brad!" the whole time.

At this point my alarm goes off and I wake up still feeling panicked. I finally snap back to reality and I'm like, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?

Subliminal telling you want to spice it up? :D
 

preCRT

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Dreamt that I came home and found that someone had started building a portico on the front of my home, and there were two huge vertical columns in front of the house, on both sides of my circular driveway. But one of the columns wasn't at 90º, but at like 70º. I couldn't take my eyes off of it.
 

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I dreamed that I had made a royal flush and the guy who I was up against laughed at me and said "that is no good" and showed me 5 Aces, don't remember how the hell that was possible but made sense in the dream. I woke up after that.
 

Powermoloch

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1) I dreamed of being on a highway riding on a razor scooter blade @ 70 mph and then colliding into a shed out of freaking no where.
2) A T-rex ramming through a wall trying to take a bite out of me (when I was a kid D:)
3) Driving a car but the breaks wont work !
 

MJinZ

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1) I dreamed of being on a highway riding on a razor scooter blade @ 70 mph and then colliding into a shed out of freaking no where.
2) A T-rex ramming through a wall trying to take a bite out of me (when I was a kid D:)
3) Driving a car but the breaks wont work !

Them's the breaks :sneaky:
 

compbuilder00

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The worst dream I had lately was that I was hanging in the backyard with my dad shooting the breeze. Then out of nowhere there were bugs everywhere ! They enveloped my dad and started to crawl in my hair, at the point I woke up.

Turns out it was my cat Boomer licking my head. Freaked me out but I was only glad it was my cat and not bugs.
 

MAKENITO

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1) dreamt I was making out with someone, who was pouring saliva down my throat and I was dying (note: deathly afraid of drowning)

2) dreamt my kids were being skinned in front of me .. then the killer started peeling the skin on my arm - felt so real, woke up sobbing, felt like screaming, and honestly - I felt as if someone had shredded up my insides from grief at the loss of my kids. I dont have kids. It took me a long time to calm down, and click that it was just a bad dream.
 

pontifex

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not really nightmares, but I have the following recurring dreams:

I'm back in HS and I never know when my classes are or where the are. I just randomly go to classes and no one ever seems to notice.

I'm driving down a highway or road and I need to break suddenly but I'm either always going too fast and can't brake in time and just keep going, even when going by police or my brakes just don't work. I never seem to be harmed during any of these dreams.

this one isn't as common as the previous 2, but I'll have a gun and I need to use it to shoot some "bad guy" and when I pull the trigger nothing happens. It's always a handgun and one of the guns I actually do own. fortunately this has never happened with any gun that I have owned (except for my Enfield No. 1 Mk. III but that was old/bad surplus ammo).
 

brainhulk

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I have this recurring dream that I'm back in school again. And because of all the classes i used to skip, I totally missed a midterm. It pisses me off I keep having this dream, it seems so real.
 

Kroze

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I haven't had a nightmare for several years now. I have had dreams but never nightmare. Isn't weird? I used to have nightmares all the time but it just stopped one day, cold turkey.
 

yhelothar

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my cat became one of those preserved specimens that you see at those animal displays or where hunters would hang up their game as a trophy.

But I was still hugging and snuggling him dearly even though something kept not feeling right.
*SNORGLE SNORGLE*
 

yhelothar

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The craziest nightmare I've had is kinda ghey. I'm actually not ghey at all, if not mildly homophobic.
But anyways, tis was a bright moonlit night. And there was this flute music playing. And I notice I'm at this ancient rome/greek setting. And next thing I know, I see two built roman guys in nothing but red/gold capes making out. Then all of the sudden, Jesus descends out of the sky, and I wake up.
I fall back asleep, and the dream repeats again!